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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Oct 27, 2010 12:42:26 pm PDT #6772 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I love Grape Nuts. I love the taste of malt. I haven't had them in a long time because while I'm not strictly on a low-glycemic diet right now, I do try not to have cereal.

WindSparrow, you're right that it's good news when people on this side of the globe aren't posting at 2am. Given how much people suffer from insomnia, that is good news.

Congrats on the PA, Seska!

meara, P-C, I can totally relate to getting all anxious that way.

Raised bed kit got delivered yesterday. My dad opened it today and it turns out they forgot 2 parts. *facepalm* So I called them up and arranged for them to overnight them only they'd missed today's shipping deadline so they'd really get here by Friday.

So we were out in the yard starting to lay things out. My mom, who normally pays no attention to that side of the yard, was watching like a hawk and kept adding new prerequisites. She thinks natural wood is ugly, for instance, so we're having to juggle parts around because we both the "economy" kit that has knots here and there as well as a bit of bark surface and she wants those parts hidden from view.

On the positive side, she also capititulated a bit. I bought a 12' x 4' bed kit and put it in with the short side towards the street because she thinks edible gardening looks ugly. Our house is actually on a hill up from the street so not much can actually be seen from street level. Still, whatever, I need to accommodate her wishes. But then she could see what I'd been saying - half of the bed would nearly always be in shade. So she offered to let me have two 6' x 4' beds side-by-side. More plants would get sun. I just wish she'd done it *before* I ordered the raised bed kit. Now I've got to wait a couple more days for new parts. However, the new configuration will have less of the bed in shade.

My dad and I both shake our heads at some of my mom's ways of being. To me a natural wood bed is far prettier to look at than something that's painted. But if it weren't for the extra $, I do believe she'd have me paint the bed. She's also planning on having plants she thinks are pretty put in front of the short ends of the beds in order to "camouflage" them from the street view. She's definitely a middle class child of the '50s in her tastes.


Spidra Webster - Oct 27, 2010 12:43:13 pm PDT #6773 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Good luck at the event, Barb! I'm sure you'll do fine.


Maria - Oct 27, 2010 12:46:25 pm PDT #6774 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Buona fortuna, Barb. I know you're going to kick ass.


Scrappy - Oct 27, 2010 12:46:58 pm PDT #6775 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

She's also planning on having plants she thinks are pretty put in front of the short ends of the beds in order to "camouflage" them from the street view. She's definitely a middle class child of the '50s in her tastes.

Well, it's her house. My mom has a black leather couch which is 50% duct tape. Seriously, she keeps a roll of black duct tape in the side table to fix any cracks or tears. She finds it "comfortable," so the center of her living room is dominated by this '80's-looking monster. My brothers and I offered to buy her a new one, but no go. The thing is, it's her house--I wouldn't like it if she told me what to put in my house either.


Daisy Jane - Oct 27, 2010 12:48:46 pm PDT #6776 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Wow. I thought my mom was persnickety. She's an awesome gardener though EXHIBIT A EXHIBIT B EXHIBIT C EXHIBIT D


Spidra Webster - Oct 27, 2010 1:00:43 pm PDT #6777 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

You're absolutely right it's her house, Scrappy. However, she will overrule my dad with this stuff, too. He can't do a lot of what he'd like to do for his own projects and he's the one paying the bills. She also overruled me in what I did in my house as well (I co-owned it with my parents but it was meant to be my house. It was 400 mi away from them. If I'd known up front how much she was going to micromanage, I never would have agreed to the arrangement.)

It just would have helped if she'd been clear about this stuff from the beginning. It's been over a month of talking details about this plan and, for instance, she never let my dad or me know that she wanted turf lifted until the day before yesterday. We could have lifted that out while we were waiting for the kit to get here. Now she wants the turf put back. Etc.

So I can be simultaneously glad that she's allowing me to put a raised bed in and exhausted at the persnicketiness.


Spidra Webster - Oct 27, 2010 1:01:31 pm PDT #6778 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Love that arbor, DJ.


Laga - Oct 27, 2010 1:04:10 pm PDT #6779 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sweet peas are very pretty, easy to grow, and can be staked up to hide the rest of the garden.


Daisy Jane - Oct 27, 2010 1:06:55 pm PDT #6780 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My mom is a micromanager and vague about it. Like if I could just figure out what it is she wants I'd do it but it's all, "Why are you doing that?" "Where did you get that from?"

My classic example is coming home for Christmas and Mom asking me 40-billion questions about my plans that evening (the answer to all of which were, "I don't know. I just got here). Until she finally got snippy and said, "I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH US!"

Well, damn woman, ask that then. I would be happy to change or cancel plans I had to have dinner. Y'all are my parents and I love you.


Daisy Jane - Oct 27, 2010 1:09:18 pm PDT #6781 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks Spidra! I love looking through those pictures. This [link] my favorite spot at my parents and I spend whole afternoons in that swing with iced tea with too much lemon.