Take deliberate pauses to take a drink, and pause every three paras to look at a different part of the audience.
Or pretend to be Poe and drink copiously before and during.
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Oct 25, 2010 4:56:31 pm PDT #6627 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ginger - Oct 25, 2010 5:06:01 pm PDT #6628 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Or pretend to be Poe and drink copiously before and during.
Got laudanum?
amych - Oct 25, 2010 5:24:55 pm PDT #6629 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cashmere, dude, you crash into the OTHER team.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 25, 2010 5:29:59 pm PDT #6630 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
ah, smonster. Good for you- I think you are doing the right thing. (did this come-to-Jebus talk come from C?)
Spidra Webster - Oct 25, 2010 5:40:05 pm PDT #6631 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Good thoughts for your teammate, Cash.
WindSparrow - Oct 25, 2010 5:50:47 pm PDT #6632 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Much being-okay~ma for Cash's teammate, and some don't-feel-too-horrible~ma for Cash.
sj - Oct 25, 2010 6:01:28 pm PDT #6633 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Cashmere, what Winsparrow said.
DavidS - Oct 25, 2010 6:14:33 pm PDT #6634 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Quick bone-knitting for La Femme.
Cash, the good news is you're a badass.
"Here come the jammers!"
DCJensen - Oct 25, 2010 6:42:29 pm PDT #6635 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I think my oft-crashing computer is conspiring to keep me from telling you all the parody I came up with suddenly last week.
Whitefonting so Andi doesn't read it.
To the tune of "Love shack"
He was a writer back in the 20's, so come on along and and bring Cthulhu money!
Lovecraft! HP Lovecraft! Lovecraft! HP Lovecraft, Lovecraft bay-beee!
WindSparrow - Oct 25, 2010 7:42:20 pm PDT #6636 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Whitefonting so Andi doesn't read it.
Ta, ever so, darling.
Cash, speedy healing vibes (lots of Harvey purrs) to your teammate.