I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Aug 29, 2010 9:22:50 pm PDT #588 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Um. Is this gal in a wedding dress in her pictures? [link] It sure looks like it. Nothing against divorced folk. But it's an interesting choice for pictures on a dating site, no?

Yes. I looked at the full shot and it is most definitely a wedding gown, w/ train. Bold choice. She should really put up some candids instead of her posed wedding photos. Wierd. And since her profile doesn't specify divorced/widowed/open marriage that would send up a million red flags for me.

But lo, i am picky.


omnis_audis - Aug 29, 2010 9:25:16 pm PDT #589 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oh no. I had lots of red flags on that one. Is it normal to have that many solo shots of the bride? Maybe she modeled for a bridal magazine. Not going to ask to find out. Too. Many. Red. Flags!


erin_obscure - Aug 29, 2010 9:28:17 pm PDT #590 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

On looking again, she says that she's looking for "anybody" for "friends" so maybe she doesn't realize it's a dating site? Maybe she's just looking for gaming buddies?


billytea - Aug 29, 2010 9:28:27 pm PDT #591 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

oh no. I had lots of red flags on that one. Is it normal to have that many solo shots of the bride? Maybe she modeled for a bridal magazine. Not going to ask to find out. Too. Many. Red. Flags!

I'm trying to parse that theme. Was she marrying in the midst of glorious revolution?


omnis_audis - Aug 29, 2010 9:42:30 pm PDT #592 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

bt for the win!


Shir - Aug 30, 2010 2:24:31 am PDT #593 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck with finding someone, omnis.

Great painting, Aims. And the room... big! (Or is the dog small?)

As for commas, I don't care: even though I learned to leave the comma outside of the quotation marks, as long as there is uniformity in the usage of it I'm a happy girl.

Started looking for a part time job (because I need to save money somehow to visit all of you!), and I just sent my resume to something I'd really like to do, so ~ma would be very appreciated.


Aims - Aug 30, 2010 2:58:33 am PDT #594 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Or is the dog small?

The dog is small. Like his brain.


Shir - Aug 30, 2010 3:09:58 am PDT #595 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Well, at least he's pretty.


Spidra Webster - Aug 30, 2010 4:32:42 am PDT #596 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm with Hec and omnis on the comma, sorry.

Definitely a wedding dress. Definitely a bizarre choice for a pic on a personals site. BTW, I don't think of OKCupid as exclusively a hookup site. I think it can be used for meeting friends, even if hookups are the main thing most people seem to be looking for.

Got MASSIVE headache from drinking OJ (first time ever for that) and had no choice but to go to bed early. Woke up at 3am. Couldn't get back to sleep. Gronk.


Volans - Aug 30, 2010 4:41:50 am PDT #597 of 30000
move out and draw fire

"Our forefathers fought a war so that we could put the comma inside the quotation marks. Don't let their sacrifices be in vain!"

Actually, I think it makes more sense outside, as does other punctuation that is not part of what you're quoting, but I had a boss once who sent the above to everyone in the office, and I sort of loved him for it.