It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Oct 15, 2010 3:42:05 am PDT #5771 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OF COURSE is says so.

Just make up a reference to it. Nobody will ever be suicidal enough to look that up there (unless they're me).


Frankenbuddha - Oct 15, 2010 4:09:49 am PDT #5772 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

FUCK!! We just had another round of layoffs. I'm still here, but our QA department got totally fuckpummelled. This is not going to be a fun re-org.


ChiKat - Oct 15, 2010 4:14:23 am PDT #5773 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Frank, that sucks. I am so sorry.


sj - Oct 15, 2010 4:40:39 am PDT #5774 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Frank, I'm sorry but glad you still have a job.

We made it to TX and eventually the hotel, which the GPS was no help with. Haven't seen T yet.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 15, 2010 4:42:46 am PDT #5775 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Frank, I'm sorry but glad you still have a job.

Yeah, that's the one thing I'm taking away from this. Well, and I'll be busy at work, so there's that. That second sentance should be in sarcasm font.


JZ - Oct 15, 2010 5:05:22 am PDT #5776 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, ugh, Frank. I'm so sorry. What a crap-ass way for everyone in your company, both the employed and the laid off, to end the week.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 15, 2010 5:26:52 am PDT #5777 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Much -ma to Trudy's sister.


hippocampus - Oct 15, 2010 5:35:44 am PDT #5778 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

~ma for your sister, Trudy.

Perkins, thinking good thoughts your way. Go Team Perkins & Juliana!

ugh Frank.


Shir - Oct 15, 2010 5:36:59 am PDT #5779 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Frank, what everyone said.

Trudy, much~ma to your sister.


sumi - Oct 15, 2010 5:38:44 am PDT #5780 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

~ma for Trudy's sister.

And Frank - so sorry about the re-org. I hate them.