Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Oct 10, 2010 1:24:49 pm PDT #5532 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah damn. It was Sarah McLachlan


omnis_audis - Oct 10, 2010 2:55:02 pm PDT #5533 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

one suit too big. Two are too small. Yup, I'm gonna be late. It's reception only party, so eh. whatev.


Hil R. - Oct 10, 2010 3:40:29 pm PDT #5534 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Weird power outage earlier today. There was this big crashing noise, and then the power went out. It was only about half the block with the power outage -- the house next to mine had power. I sat outside and read a book for a while, but then the sun was going down, and the power company said that the power wouldn't be back on for another few hours, so I went to Barnes and Noble for a while.


billytea - Oct 10, 2010 4:59:38 pm PDT #5535 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan has a new hobby. It is giving his mummy and daddy kisses. That is all.


Sean K - Oct 10, 2010 5:08:27 pm PDT #5536 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ryan has a new hobby. It is giving his mummy and daddy kisses. That is all.

t dies

t is ded


Ginger - Oct 10, 2010 5:24:44 pm PDT #5537 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There was this big crashing noise, and then the power went out.

It sounds like a transformer blew.

Kisses are a much better hobby than throwing up on people.


billytea - Oct 10, 2010 5:37:11 pm PDT #5538 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Kisses are a much better hobby than throwing up on people.

He's an innovative baby. He may already be working on combining them.


DCJensen - Oct 10, 2010 5:41:54 pm PDT #5539 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

What a week...

"My Three Sons" "Route 66" "The Andy Griffith show" and "The Flintstones" all debuted 50 years ago in the last week of September and the first week of October.


sj - Oct 10, 2010 6:22:39 pm PDT #5540 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My temp keeps going up. Does anyone have a get better quick cure for the flu?


WindSparrow - Oct 10, 2010 6:32:28 pm PDT #5541 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Does anyone have a get better quick cure for the flu?

Powerslam all the malt liquor you can, go to sleep, wake up with massive hangover but no flu. Results not guaranteed. Also, not joking when I say the hangover is massive.

I've been struggling with some seriously bad allergy days, and now the ick has descended into my chest. I hate coughing.

Much ~ma for Shir, that this opportunity becomes a reality.

And much, much ~ma for bonny's foster mom Niki, that the right thing happens for her body and soul, and plenty of peace~ma for bonny.