Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:03:23 am PDT #5413 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Maybe that's why Google is confused.
Which makes me even more worried about the accuracy of searches.

(tongue in cheek, of course)


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:05:13 am PDT #5414 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Thank you OKcupid, for twisting the knife a little deeper. An e-mail:

Happy Birthday! Still single?

(again, tongue a bit in cheek)


Laga - Oct 08, 2010 10:12:49 am PDT #5415 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

omnis insent, I'm trying to find ticket prices for the rollerderby.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2010 10:15:06 am PDT #5416 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, I got that OKCupid e-mail too and wanted to punch them in the face.


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:23:28 am PDT #5417 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Laga, backsent.

P-C, nothing says "happy birthday" like reminding you, you are single, huh? I'm trying to be zen about it. Violence will get me know where.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2010 10:25:38 am PDT #5418 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a restaurant in San Francisco that has the policy of giving you your meal for free if you show up alone and they say, "Just one?" before seating you.

I never thought anything of that before. I eat alone at restaurants all the time.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2010 10:26:16 am PDT #5419 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Max's!


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2010 10:27:20 am PDT #5420 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't remember the name, but it's a burger place that's inside a rail car (or at least made to look like it is).


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:27:32 am PDT #5421 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Motivation to work today is rather low. Hmm, I wonder why.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2010 10:34:08 am PDT #5422 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't remember the name, but it's a burger place that's inside a rail car (or at least made to look like it is).

Huh, that's a different one. But Max's Opera House Cafe has that policy too.