You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 12:09:40 pm PDT #48 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it bad that my brain is automatically following that up with "Shame if anything were to...happen to it"?

My brain brained the same thing.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 25, 2010 12:12:13 pm PDT #49 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

CRAZY FUN IS MY FAVORITE KIND.

WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!


Glamcookie - Aug 25, 2010 12:12:31 pm PDT #50 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Finally caught up and all I can say is, bonny, you are one hell of a survivor. I am happy to know you, lady.

Happy birthday, Barb!


Laga - Aug 25, 2010 12:14:28 pm PDT #51 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hippo Birdies, Barb!


Tom Scola - Aug 25, 2010 12:14:52 pm PDT #52 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.

GPS Tracking Without a Warrant Declared Legal


hippocampus - Aug 25, 2010 12:16:04 pm PDT #53 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

ETA: Happy Birthday Barb!

ION: pace/fret/pace/fret/secondguess/overthink

The program I want to get into has 'writing sample optional' with a big "looking for **scholarly writing**" overtone. I have scholarly writing... it is aged and hoary (see that? GRE word, right there). I have semi-scholarly writing that VCraxy has used on their website, and an article I'm co-writing now that I'm pretty happy with, but it's co-written, so not representative of my own writing in their eyes. I have a narrative transcript from a master's program that talks about my scholarly writing (nicely, if they read it). So I'm waffling about whether to find something that fits what they want, sort of, send something old, or just hide and light candles.

Also? The GRE is making my brain all bendy and angry. Why am I doing this? I don't know. I'm too old for this. And yet? I want very much to do this. I'm probably going to be freaking out and also requesting serious get-accepted-into-that-program-now~ma in a few weeks, brace yourselves & apologies in advance.

ETA2: verb required in last sentence.


Laga - Aug 25, 2010 12:17:09 pm PDT #54 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

There's a restaurant in Palm Springs with a bacon flight.


Glamcookie - Aug 25, 2010 12:18:55 pm PDT #55 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I was terrified of the GRE and ended up very pleased with myself when it was over and I had surprised myself with decent results. You'll do great! I took a course (Kaplan, I think) mainly to force myself to dedicate time to it. It was worthwhile as they taught you ways to eliminate incorrect choices and other little tricks. Of course, it was also rather costly...


Strix - Aug 25, 2010 12:23:13 pm PDT #56 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sox, I would take your best "aged and hoary" scholarly piece, and edit it. No one says a writing sample has to be the one you submitted for a class...they are looking to make sure your writing and analytic skills are up-to-par for their program.

Choose one that you think is strong on the analysis, and revise it. Remember, you have plenty of writers here (me, for one) who would be happy to go over a paper and help a bitch out.


Laga - Aug 25, 2010 12:27:19 pm PDT #57 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm in charge of creamed spinach and mcaroni & cheese for my parents' anniversary dinner. Would anyone like to share a favorite recipe for either of those?