Oh, I ordered this alarm clock today:
You know, Tommy, that you can get pre-made clocks that don't require lethal high voltage.
Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.
Wash ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Sep 27, 2010 6:30:02 pm PDT #4299 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
amych - Sep 27, 2010 6:39:09 pm PDT #4300 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Pfft. What mad scientist would want *that*?
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 6:48:21 pm PDT #4301 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My alarm clock has wifi and Pandora (and flickr, and news, and...) and a touchscreen that requires gentle pressure. Needless to say, I wake up very crisply. This is really not slightly a problem for me. I wish it were.
hippocampus - Sep 27, 2010 6:51:42 pm PDT #4302 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Can't sleep. This stinks.
Eta: apologies for all the whining of late. And thanks so much for the support through this mess.
erin_obscure - Sep 27, 2010 7:10:06 pm PDT #4303 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
turned out to be too hot to make brownies. However i still have delicious nectarines so that was different, but still good. I don't know why i feel totally drunk tonight, no booze at all. Maybe tired and accumulated paint fumes? Been using the zero VOC stuff. Sheesh. All flushed and woozy with no booze, i'm the cheapest date EVER!
Sean K - Sep 27, 2010 7:28:10 pm PDT #4304 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I want erin's nectarines!
meara - Sep 27, 2010 7:28:43 pm PDT #4305 of 30000
Oh pshaw, Sox, you are silly. Whine away.
I went and danced salsa! It was fun! Well, the couple dances I did with the boys from my Salsa 1 class were rather sad, but I'm sure the guys who I danced with and enjoyed the heck out of myself with, doing crazy moves I don't know how to do, probably felt similarly about me, so...:)
It feels very hot here, but mostly just because bizarrely, it's humid. It's not normally humid, when it's not raining/cold.
DavidS - Sep 27, 2010 7:33:56 pm PDT #4306 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I want erin's nectarines!
How rude!
erin_obscure - Sep 27, 2010 7:43:51 pm PDT #4307 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I do have enough to share....
DavidS - Sep 27, 2010 7:49:30 pm PDT #4308 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well then...
How generous!