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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

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Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 1:09:11 pm PDT #4258 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The good: The gluten-free brownies I made for my co-workers (one has celiac) were so good that they were all eaten up.

The bad: Now there are no brownies left for ME even though I had to stay late.

The lesson: Next time, make extra brownies and hide them.

tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 1:13:22 pm PDT #4259 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The lesson: Next time, make extra brownies and hide them.

Then make more extra brownies and put them in a glass case and label it, "In case of emergency, break glass."

meara - Sep 27, 2010 1:15:05 pm PDT #4260 of 30000

Sigh. The motivation fairy visited me for like, an hour. And then she left. And I'm NOT DONE. But I had to stop to eat something because it was 1:30, and now it's...3:15 and I haven't started again. Doh.

Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 1:15:05 pm PDT #4261 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But then won't the brownies have shards of glass in them? I'm seeing a downside to your plan...

Calli - Sep 27, 2010 1:15:42 pm PDT #4262 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations, Aims!

tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 1:17:07 pm PDT #4263 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But then won't the brownies have shards of glass in them? I'm seeing a downside to your plan...

Good point. Maybe something like this to protect the Emergency Brownies:

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sj - Sep 27, 2010 1:19:48 pm PDT #4264 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Spidra}}} I'm sorry that your mother is so insensitive to your limitations.

Zenkitty - Sep 27, 2010 1:20:35 pm PDT #4265 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

But then won't the brownies have shards of glass in them?

Adds texture.

tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 1:21:45 pm PDT #4266 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Adds texture.

Or you could use the kind of "glass" they use for TV and movie stunts. It's make out of sugar.

Spidra Webster - Sep 27, 2010 1:24:55 pm PDT #4267 of 30000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm sorry your co-workers ated all your brownies, Jessica. Definitely put some aside in a little tupperware for yourself next time. Having grown up with a pack of ravenous brothers, it's like second nature to me now.

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