And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 24, 2010 9:27:01 am PDT #3981 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, Jilli and other steampunklians, this Sunday is Sonoma County's Handcar Regatta!


WindSparrow - Sep 24, 2010 9:29:58 am PDT #3982 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Erin, you may not have to replant your morning glories. They are super-fantastic at re-seeding themselves. It is one of the reasons morning glories are illegal in Arizona - they can take over a cotton field in no time flat.


omnis_audis - Sep 24, 2010 9:39:48 am PDT #3983 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have to go with the traditional favorites: the Banana Slugs
My current job is the Anteaters! No clue what the colors are.

First HS: Red & White (clap:clap:: "Let's Fight!"...White & Red Clap:Clap "Knock em dead!") Ugg, why do I remember that?
Second HS: Blue & White with gold trim
Undergrad: Blue & White
Grad: Green & White

ION - apparently I turned the fire up too much on the repairs in the apartment, and now Mr. Handyman is mad at me. Whatever. I'm not your best buddy dude. I want the stuff in my apartment working, and right. If that means the screws are on you, then maybe you need to express your workload to the property management folk better. And if that means outside contractors, then so be it. Don't complain of being overworked and not wanting outside contractors taking your hours. OK? Yeah, and thanks for making me late for work. Thankfully there was nothing pressing that I had to be at work for this morning, just wanting to get in at a reasonable hour so I can leave early for date! Blargh.


Strix - Sep 24, 2010 9:43:41 am PDT #3984 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erin, you may not have to replant your morning glories. They are super-fantastic at re-seeding themselves.

Ooh, yay! Maybe I'll just plant the dark ones then.

o-a, did he corner you to bitch? WTF ever, dude. Suck it.


Beverly - Sep 24, 2010 9:44:58 am PDT #3985 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Navy and white in high school. College didn't have colors. Didn't have teams. what? I guess we could have had dance-offs: Highest jump, longest leap, longest sustained pirouette. Or maybe a Handel competition, or an aria-off. Best soliloquy out of a field of eight? Fastest lighting rig, with points for subtlety. Best sound rig. Nah, never happen, we had no competitors. No likely way we could field a team of premiere danseurs and cellists.


omnis_audis - Sep 24, 2010 9:49:17 am PDT #3986 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

o-a, did he corner you to bitch? WTF ever, dude. Suck it.
He was in the lobby as I was getting off the elevator. I was all happy and saying "Oh hey! Thanks for the ton of repairs. It was a great surprise after a long day at work". He's a nice enough guy and all. But I think his big problem is, he has no co-workers. And he is chatty. So he tends to talk more than work. So productivity is low.


NoiseDesign - Sep 24, 2010 9:56:20 am PDT #3987 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Yeah, one of my grad schools had no colors either, it was an art school with the unofficial mascot of Mickey Mouse.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2010 10:08:10 am PDT #3988 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Visit to Edward Gorey House Museum


Ginger - Sep 24, 2010 10:10:21 am PDT #3989 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I thought the morning glory seeds I planted by the front fencelet this June had died,

Many a farmer with a combine would tell you that's unpossible.

Zenkitty, didn't we attend the same black-and-gold school?

There are those who would argue that my university doesn't have teams either.


Atropa - Sep 24, 2010 10:15:41 am PDT #3990 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My theory: either Jilli went to the Seattle school with orange and black as colors or her spooky little heart was bitterly jealous that she did not.

Bitterly jealous, yes. Jr. High was orange and blue, ugh. HS was blue and gold (meh), and my senior year was at the HS with blue and green (also meh).