Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Sep 18, 2010 8:55:36 am PDT #3126 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Did someone post something about Drew? I mentioned it on Facebook

I didn't want to post specifics until you said something here, but I wanted to invoke at least some ~ma in this place of power. So I compromised with non-specific health~ma.


Pix - Sep 18, 2010 8:57:21 am PDT #3127 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

There's nothing to figure out really. It's pancreatitis, which is just a nasty, nasty illness that takes a long time to heal. We are just waiting to see what new fun it has in store for us today. Sigh.

Lots of Buffista -ma would be welcome. Thanks, all.


beth b - Sep 18, 2010 9:04:18 am PDT #3128 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

sending the ma~~~ your way , PixDesigns


erin_obscure - Sep 18, 2010 9:05:02 am PDT #3129 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

fuck panceatitis. health~ma.


Pix - Sep 18, 2010 9:09:49 am PDT #3130 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Yes! Fuck pancreatitis!


Barb - Sep 18, 2010 9:10:34 am PDT #3131 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yes! Fuck pancreatitis!

Dude. Word to the nth power. Lotsa ~ma headed your way.


Barb - Sep 18, 2010 9:12:13 am PDT #3132 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

And in today's moment of WTF-ery, I just found out that my 77 year-old mother is now dating our longtime jeweler who is (wait for it) 48.

Nice, nice guy-- I like him a lot, but...

Forty-eight, never been married, deeply religious, lives with his mother...

Well, it makes for yet another entertaining entry into my family annals.


sj - Sep 18, 2010 9:14:52 am PDT #3133 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Barb, I thought she had reconciled with your dad?

{{{Pix & Drew}}} I didn't remember where I read that he was back in pain so I just posted here.


Pix - Sep 18, 2010 9:18:52 am PDT #3134 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

No worries about mentioning it here. I just hadn't gotten around to it yet.


Barb - Sep 18, 2010 9:19:23 am PDT #3135 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Barb, I thought she had reconciled with your dad?

She did, but he passed away last year in June. Jeweler Guy, being a sweet, respectful, religious sort of guy waited for a year of mourning to pass before approaching Mom.