I'll get some rice and try it, I did have to use it once already but I'll see if the rice can help.
What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
askye - Sep 18, 2011 7:46:09 am PDT #29773 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Typo Boy - Sep 18, 2011 7:53:48 am PDT #29774 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Dream dialog last night whose weirdness may give you a few laughs. (But Jilli warning - involves a conversation with a giant talking you-know-what)
In the dream, I managed to save the life a colleague at work who happened to be a giant intelligent talking spider(GITS). But that was not the weird part.
GITS: Now that you have saved my life, do I gather from films that it is human custom that I must have sex with you?
Me: Uh - Definitely not.
GITS: But it would be impolite for me not to have sex with you?
Me: Uh - no etiquette requirement at all. In fact it would be much better for our friendship if you never, ever brought up the subject again.
GITS: I understand. Human males prefer to make the first move.
Me: Ummm...
GITS: (laughs): Just because you saved my life does not mean I can't still give you shit.
le nubian - Sep 18, 2011 7:57:18 am PDT #29775 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
that sounds like a nightmare to me. :-)
Typo Boy - Sep 18, 2011 8:01:25 am PDT #29776 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
At the time. But it is funny in retrospect.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 18, 2011 8:04:43 am PDT #29777 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I don't know where I'm going to watch the Saints in an hour. That's a bit of a lonely feeling.
Aw! I am not really watching the Saints game. Man, we are so antisocial these days.
smonster - Sep 18, 2011 8:17:39 am PDT #29778 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yeah, I can't decide if I'm feeling social or not. KLM suggested Pete's, I might wander over. Need to eat something first. I'm wearing my new Fleurty Girl "Whooo d@" owl shirt and everything!
Ginger - Sep 18, 2011 8:24:09 am PDT #29779 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I would like to lodge an official protest about the fact that my cold has returned with a vengeance, just when I thought I was over it. My ears are so stuffed up that I'm listening to the inside of my head.
Calli - Sep 18, 2011 8:42:17 am PDT #29780 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yesterday was busy, and I spend a lot of it outside the apartment or inside with friends. Both of which were lovely, but I'm kind of enjoying spending today doing lots of laundry.
Typo Boy - Sep 18, 2011 8:49:34 am PDT #29781 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Ginger your cold is totally TINO.
WindSparrow - Sep 18, 2011 8:50:43 am PDT #29782 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I rather like that GITS. I'd like a friend like that.
I don't like Ginger's cold. Go away, Ginger's cold. Go on, now. Go. Walk out that door. You're not welcome anymore.
May everyone get just the right amount of social interaction and football-watching.
askye, I hope the phone will survive.
Yeah, sorry about the ear worm. I thought I could keep Gloria Gaynor in my head, but she keeps escaping.