You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - Sep 09, 2011 4:08:11 pm PDT #29281 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

dammit. I was hoping for some good news, Maria. I'm really sorry.


EpicTangent - Sep 09, 2011 4:38:13 pm PDT #29282 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

So sorry, Maria.


Maria - Sep 09, 2011 4:43:00 pm PDT #29283 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks, everyone. I don't know what to say either. I'm so far beyond numb it's scary.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 4:47:25 pm PDT #29284 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, no, sorella. We love you. We're here for you. You're allowed to be numb. You can react any way you need to or no way at all.


beekaytee - Sep 09, 2011 4:53:08 pm PDT #29285 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Maria, I am so very sorry.


Maria - Sep 09, 2011 5:01:26 pm PDT #29286 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It's just ugh. I can't even process right now.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 5:04:40 pm PDT #29287 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You don't have to process. You don't have to do anything right this minute. Just be here, we're with you, we care about you.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2011 5:08:58 pm PDT #29288 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I can't even process right now.

I call this stage The Zombie Walk. You just keep staggering forward. You don't have to feel anything right now. Just try to maintain some forward momentum.


Maria - Sep 09, 2011 5:09:09 pm PDT #29289 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Liese, add us to your prayer chain please? He needs all the help--divine or otherwise--he can get.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 5:15:20 pm PDT #29290 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You got it, woman.