She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Sep 08, 2011 6:45:07 pm PDT #29231 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

See: attempt at fettucine carbonara with ramen, bacon grease, milk and shredded taco cheese. *shudder*

I'm going to forget you ever said that.

Ever.


Ginger - Sep 08, 2011 6:58:14 pm PDT #29232 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Also, my day-old phone stopped working. There is so much worse going on in other people's lives, and it just makes me think "everything sucks."


DCJensen - Sep 08, 2011 8:23:51 pm PDT #29233 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Decided this needs no embellishment:

Drunk Swedish Elk Found in Apple Tree.


Barb - Sep 08, 2011 8:27:13 pm PDT #29234 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Drunk Swedish Elk Found in Apple Tree.

That's worthy of an "Oh, bless her heart."


Strix - Sep 08, 2011 9:03:00 pm PDT #29235 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I knew that would inspire shrieks of horror (deservedly) but I was in grad school -- what can I say? I tried, I didn't like, I made a PB&J.


Polter-Cow - Sep 08, 2011 9:10:17 pm PDT #29236 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But then I have the whole "but I'm drinking ALONE!" problem.

Oh, I wish you could have come to Pint Sized Plays ! One of the pieces was a series of monologues about drinking alone.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 09, 2011 5:16:14 am PDT #29237 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Drunk Swedish Elk Found in Apple Tree.

I wonder if there were any dogs inside it.


ChiKat - Sep 09, 2011 5:41:27 am PDT #29238 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh Ginger, that is definitely Too Much, and you're more than entitled to whine. Wish I had something to make it better.

This. I really hope you feel better soon and you get a brand new phone with no hassles about it.

smonster, what everyone else said. I'm an introvert and asking my roomie to not use the kitchen to eat would be selfish and ridiculous.


Strix - Sep 09, 2011 6:33:06 am PDT #29239 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

No doubt -- feel better, Ginger.


Beverly - Sep 09, 2011 8:07:59 am PDT #29240 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I've been nodding so hard along with the roomie-kitchen sitch I forgot to type. I'm a huge introvert, and I have really problematic issues with being silently, even casually, observed and *I* think she's being a prat.

It's not incumbent on you to solve her problem, but because of information you didn't have before, I'd urge you to move into the other place. Sucks, after starting to put down roots, but in the long run I feel you'll be happier--those things won't get resolved, and you'll just stew and worry at them and make yourself nuts because it's not the way it's supposed to be and you can't fix it. Get out. of the house. (end ghostie voice) Get out now. Um. Is my opinion, fwiw.