Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Sep 08, 2011 5:07:52 am PDT #29155 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Bertie Wooster sings the blues?. Well, no, but Hugh Laurie apparently does.

I actually have that CD. It's pretty good.

My cat follows me to the bathroom and jumps up on the sink for head scritches. If I don't comply, he head butts me.


sj - Sep 08, 2011 5:37:08 am PDT #29156 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Mom is on her way here. The 1 1/2 hour drive has so far taken her 2 1/2 hours due to all the rain.


beekaytee - Sep 08, 2011 5:50:37 am PDT #29157 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Bartleby comes into the bathroom and puts his front paws up on my knees for a little eye-to-eye time. I have no idea why.


Barb - Sep 08, 2011 6:36:09 am PDT #29158 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I guess the one thing we can take away from this discussion is that critters is weird.


Laura - Sep 08, 2011 6:39:06 am PDT #29159 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, the animals in my house seem to think the bathroom is our very special meeting place too.


beekaytee - Sep 08, 2011 6:51:01 am PDT #29160 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

If I leave a towel outside the shower, it becomes a great huge tugging to begin drying myself. Bonus? Organic towel warmer...just add kibble.


Steph L. - Sep 08, 2011 7:02:10 am PDT #29161 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

We recently repurposed an old memory-foam mattress topper that was getting too thin for our bed -- it turns out that if we cut it and stack it 4 thicknesses high, it makes a superb dog bed. Kato is now loafing like a freaking KING. I'm expecting him to request silk sheets any day now.

And the cats are looking at it with a gleam in their eyes that leads me to believe they're going to request a Sooper Special heated bed soon, in the interest of parity.


Kathy A - Sep 08, 2011 7:26:38 am PDT #29162 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My cat always has to sit in the hallway right outside the bathroom while I'm using it. I leave the door open when I'm alone, but always close it when someone is over, including Mom, although I will leave it cracked open if I'm using the shower when Mom's visiting. That way, Amarna can come in and use her litter box if she has to while I'm soaping myself up.

I've had times when I've been showering and all of the sudden I'll hear a very plaintive "Mrrrwww?" coming from the sink, where Amarna has stationed herself to check on me, since I'm obviously having a brain melt if I'm willingly getting myself wet. Also, she occasionally likes to watch the toilet flush--it fascinates her almost as much as the DVD/CD tray (when I pop it open to put in a new disc, she's immediately there, using her paw to either push it shut or block it from closing all the way).


brenda m - Sep 08, 2011 7:29:35 am PDT #29163 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Darby knows that we usually walk right after I shower in the morning so she'll keep coming by the door to check whenever I'm in the shower. Like, every 20-30 seconds. I don't know how she hasn't figured out that it's the water turning off that's the real signal of impending walk.


Zenkitty - Sep 08, 2011 7:39:32 am PDT #29164 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

As soon as my butt meets the toilet, a cat magically appears.

Leo also likes to watch the swirly water go down.