Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.

Willow ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Sep 16, 2010 8:48:30 am PDT #2895 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, it doesn't matter, because I'm sure that the accomodations they have in mind are, like, large print. But that is curious, Laga. Definitely goes against conventional wisdom.


Laga - Sep 16, 2010 8:59:26 am PDT #2896 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I admit I was surprised. Next time I'll see how, "I believe the jury has a right to disregard instructions from the judge when deciding their verdict" goes over.


Beverly - Sep 16, 2010 10:02:18 am PDT #2897 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Now see, there wasn't such a basket in the ladies' room at the club where a friend had the reception after her wedding. Seems she was careless enough to leave her luggage in the attached sitting room, silly dear. One of her other coworkers donned every pair of the pretty panties the bride had packed for her honeymoon, one over the others over her own. Several of us hit up the kitchen for rice, which we strewed throughout the suitcases. And when she found all her bra and slip straps sewn together so they had to be removed before she could put the garments on, she thought of me. "You're the only person I know who carries a sewing kit in your purse!" In fairness, the stitches were large and easily removed. The panties, however, were not on my head.

Er. As it were.

So, brides, provide a basket with a sewing kit. To...protect the identity of your pranksters. Better yet, freakin hide your getaway luggage.


lisah - Sep 16, 2010 10:09:26 am PDT #2898 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Hilarious, Beverly! I will only be bringing the underwear I'm wearing to the reception site so I think I'll be okay.


Laga - Sep 16, 2010 10:11:43 am PDT #2899 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't remember if my friends did anything naughty at my reception. After the flaming shots of Jack with my new father-in-law I don't remember anything.


Liese S. - Sep 16, 2010 10:29:37 am PDT #2900 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, hee. My brother in law`s friends decorated their getaway car. But my family is so conservative that even the fairly innocuous stuff they put would have been shocking. So after they snuck out and decorated, the SO & I snuck out and censored everything. So, like, "...or busts" went back to "...or bust," that sort of thing. So they came out and everyone was all, look how cute, decorated. And the friends` faces were priceless. Hee. And the departure was had with nice innocent family memories and no drama, because what were the friends going to say, wait, we did it more vulgar than that? We were the anti-mischief.


Laga - Sep 16, 2010 10:35:18 am PDT #2901 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

that's awesome, Liese.


NoiseDesign - Sep 16, 2010 10:40:25 am PDT #2902 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm home.


Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2010 10:40:55 am PDT #2903 of 30000
brillig

We parked a block away from where we got married, in a parking lot behind some buildings, then we told everyone we were going camping for our honeymoon then stayed home--parking a block away from the apartment all week. And yes, people hunted for our car. We're right not to trust.


Liese S. - Sep 16, 2010 10:40:56 am PDT #2904 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

YAY!