It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 03, 2011 7:36:47 am PDT #28936 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So tired- so much socializing and stuff with several old and dear friends who flew out here for Tom's 40th birthday. The storm makes me feel guilty and I am just socially fatigued.

Going to the aquarium with everyone in a bit though.


DavidS - Sep 03, 2011 7:55:45 am PDT #28937 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, poor Ryan. I hope the grands return sooner than later.

No flood-ma for Vermont.


Calli - Sep 03, 2011 9:26:08 am PDT #28938 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sucks, askye. I hope the weather turns out to be not so bad.

I'm glad your brother's cannery's doing well, Steph.


Typo Boy - Sep 03, 2011 10:48:13 am PDT #28939 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Maria, glad you hubby is doing well. No-cancer ~ma to him, and life-gets-better ~ma to you.

Teppy, glad your brother's cannery is up and running. Hope his restaurant reopens soon.


quester - Sep 03, 2011 11:41:36 am PDT #28940 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Every kind of ~ma to them that needs it.

The weather can stop kicking people already down anytime now.

I'm spending the weekend sleeping apparently. I slept until 2:00 pm today and may still nap at any minute. I'm not sure if it's allergies, a cold, Fibromyalgia or what but I'm tired and my head is stuffy and I keep coughing up phlem. Blerg.

Glad your brother has a bright spot in the aftermath, Steph.

Maria, I hope all is moving in a better direction!


smonster - Sep 03, 2011 1:22:05 pm PDT #28941 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

meara, sounds like you're taking to the storm like a natural.

I just went to the hardware store and spent $80. Oopsies? All reasonably justifiable purchases, but still. Don't hardware shop in a tropical storm, people.


Scrappy - Sep 03, 2011 1:43:51 pm PDT #28942 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Went to the Apple store today and traded in the basic iPad I got for my 10-year anniversary for one with wifi. Woo Hoo! Now Jason is setting it up-at least I think he's setting it up, mostly he's muttering and swearing at his screen.


le nubian - Sep 03, 2011 2:02:26 pm PDT #28943 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

scrappy, do you mean ipod?


Scrappy - Sep 03, 2011 2:24:54 pm PDT #28944 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

no, Ipad, which I am typing on RIGHT NOW AIFG!


le nubian - Sep 03, 2011 2:56:00 pm PDT #28945 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I asked because I thought all ipads came with wifi.