Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Oz ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Aug 16, 2011 1:20:14 pm PDT #27863 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

"Dude, 'sup?"

This appeals to my overly developed sense of the absurd.

Of course, I am extremely tired at the moment, but I think even if I were fully rested, it would still appeal to my overly developed sense of the absurd.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 16, 2011 1:28:12 pm PDT #27864 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I always say something like "Touching Base"


Polter-Cow - Aug 16, 2011 1:28:57 pm PDT #27865 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's a good one.


hippocampus - Aug 16, 2011 1:34:26 pm PDT #27866 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Vortex, are you thinking of taking the person to coffee/ lunch? Sometimes, I've specified that.


Hil R. - Aug 16, 2011 1:48:13 pm PDT #27867 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

They rearranged our mailboxes in the mailroom at work, since some people left and we got some new people, and the boxes are supposed to be in alphabetical order. Mine got shifted to the top row of boxes, where I can't reach it. I had to go to the office and ask for it to be moved. This ended up being rather less embarrassing than I'd expected it to be, but still. And they're moving my box to the end of the cubby thing, so it'll be out of alphabetical order and all my students will complain that they can't find it.


beekaytee - Aug 16, 2011 1:55:08 pm PDT #27868 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I always say something like "Touching Base"

I like this.


Vortex - Aug 16, 2011 2:15:38 pm PDT #27869 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Gah! I hate subject lines. I know that some people just skim over the ones that they don't think are important, so I almost think that it's better to not have one at all.


Atropa - Aug 16, 2011 2:17:27 pm PDT #27870 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

so I almost think that it's better to not have one at all.

Eh, I'd rather see almost any subject line than not have one. If I see a blank subject line, I assume it's probably spam.


Ginger - Aug 16, 2011 2:21:08 pm PDT #27871 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay for successful navigation of the airport!

As long as we're all commented on Vortex's note, I'll add that I wouldn't start with being laid off. I'd start with something like "Can we find a time to meet for lunch or coffee? I'd like to pick your brains about career opportunities in legal education. I'm buying."


beekaytee - Aug 16, 2011 3:07:16 pm PDT #27872 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Ginger for the win!!

I wouldn't focus on the need aspect either.