Big Sexy Hair's Backcomb In A Can.

Seconded!! That shit is STRONG. Like, If I spray a small section of hair while holding it straight up, it will stay straight up.

Awesome t-shirts!

I honestly cannot tell the difference between the sounds of children playing in a sprinkler and children being murdered.

I must admit, I have heard the former, not the latter, so...

Maybe I would be able to tell... I just hope it never turns out I should have opened the curtains.

you get a sprinkler near me, I might run about and scream too.

So, I'm making a rhubarb crumble when I realize I don't have enough oatmeal for the crust. I hop in the car and head east to the grocery store. There's a black, black cloud to the west of me, wall cloud, my brain says. There's no wind, though, so I shrug and toodle on down the road to the grocery. I buy my oatmeal and a pack of gum and bip on out to the parking lot. Two guys are standing in the middle of the drive looking west. And lo, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a fucking funnel reaching about two-thirds of the way from the bottom of the cloud to the ground. Being only minorly wigged, I stand there with the other two dudes to see just what said funnel is going to do. After 2-3 minutes, it retracted itself mostly back into it's parent wall and continues to menace eastward with just the tip of the funnel protruding from the cloud. I had to drive west, under the fucker, to get home. Needless to say, I am minorly wigged and very glad that the storm is headed east and away from me.

So glad you're home safe, Sail.

I remember standing in the window of a high rise in Salt Lake City, watching a tornado on the ground go by and thinking, "It looks just like it does on the Discovery Channel." Did I think "OMG, get under a table away from the glass and the flying debris!"? No, not me, I was standing there like a yokel and staring at a force of destruction going past less than a block away.

Of course, behind me was a room full of oblivious people commenting idly that it sure sounded windy outside.

Yikes, SailAweigh. Glad you're safe.

ION, I love these Mixed Chicks hair products, but the scent is so strong it's making my eyes water. I just emailed them to ask if the kids' products have a lighter scent, because, no matter how great these make my hair look, I don't think I can put up with this smell for long. Maybe. My hair does look really great, and it's not often I say that.

Oh, YIKES, Sail! Scary!

Vortex, I LOVESSSS YOU, because I want that red Buffy poster for my office so damned bad. I am emailing link to Dan and telling him I want for my birthday!