Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Aug 06, 2011 4:45:02 am PDT #27035 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Oh the ears on Vlad! Adorable kitties!

Hooray Barb! Awesome first competition!


Gris - Aug 06, 2011 5:40:00 am PDT #27036 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Kitties! And congrats, Barb, that's awesome.

I am skipping a several hundred posts because I again got hopelessly behind during the first-week-of-new-job-and-closing-on-a-house adventure. In short: the job seems just as awesome now as it seemed during the interview, the house is even more beautiful and interesting than we expected (we keep discovering surprises, like flower and vegetable beds that are so hidden under weeds we thought they were just overgrown lawn patches, and an old linen closet that was painted shut and turns out to be very nice inside), the rest of our furniture comes today so we can sleep on an actual bed tonight instead of a leaky air mattress, and we met Kate P in person the other day! Which was awesome.

Life continues at a brisk pace, and all is well. I will hopefully have a more consistent schedule starting next week and will be able to check in more often.

You guys continue to be awesome.


smonster - Aug 06, 2011 7:07:46 am PDT #27037 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gris, that is so terrific to hear!!

Laura, blown-in insulation? Long sleeves, I hope!!!


Burrell - Aug 06, 2011 7:46:16 am PDT #27038 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wow Barb, tres impressive competition there! A first!

And yay too to Gris for the continuing good job sitch and to the Reasons for such lovely little kitties. Egad are those two cute. I don't think you've lost your minds at all because KITTENS!

I can't believe my husband and son are still asleep, snuggled together in MY bed as a matter of fact. Isaac never sleeps in. Franny and I went to get bagels and cream cheese and have been having mommy-daughter bonding time. Delicious morning.


Scrappy - Aug 06, 2011 8:10:57 am PDT #27039 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have been skating this morning and my coach was pleased with my progress today, so that's a great start to my birthday!


Laga - Aug 06, 2011 8:17:13 am PDT #27040 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yay Scrappy!


Laura - Aug 06, 2011 8:42:04 am PDT #27041 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Laura, blown-in insulation? Long sleeves, I hope!!!

Very ancient insulation, like sawdust stuff, plus any scraps of construction debris they tossed in there. Total yuck. Long sleeves, masks, goggles.

Yay Scrappy! And Happy Birthday!

Nice progress, Gris.


DavidS - Aug 06, 2011 8:51:16 am PDT #27042 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Scrappy! You sexy bombshell of roller skating awesomeness!


Strix - Aug 06, 2011 8:51:30 am PDT #27043 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Guys, I am still sick as shit, so I sent my boys off to Iowa to meet with the grandparents at their annual ballooning event (yeah, my in-laws own a hot-air balloon, isn't that COOL!?)

I am sad not to be going, and feeling kinda like a shitty DiL/stepmom, but there's no way I'd be able to deal with a 3 hours drive, then being out in the field all day, then getting up at 4 am to prep the balloon, do the launch and drive 3 hours back to KC.

I said a mumbly good-bye, call when you get there, sorry I suck to them at 8 am, and then went back to bed till almost noon. I feel...a little better. Not well enough to do anything strenuous, but well enough to work on some work things, drinking pots of tea with honey and maybe, MAYBE, do a few 10 minutes jaunts of straightening up the office and bedroom. Kleenex, water glasses and tea cup/pots explosion, and I need to put clean sheets on the bed. I've felt so gross for two days that I can't stand the thought of sleeping on germy sheets one more night.

Also, my words are back for a bit, at least! And my fever's down to a manageable 100.3.

BARB! First place! And after your shitastic week! I love you, and am so proud!

GRIS! Thrilled about your domestic bliss and more bliss to come! We've missed your pixels!

BONNY! YAY for resolution with your friend-colleague!

MARIA! SO GOOD to see more of your pixels, even though still love you when they're absent.

I know you said DH is meds-resistant for anxiety, but Lorazpam is a milder version of Xanax, and most low-doses that relieve anxiety don't impair cognitive function or cause drowsiness (in most peeps). You might mention that, and that lessening stress could improve his body's strength in fighting back.

He's former mil, IIRC -- sometimes the best offense is a good defense, and in a fight, you learn to take anything that comes to hand and use it as a weapon. Perhaps that would make a good, rational...er, rationale that's more palatable.

Drs. are doing recon and possible full assault with the heavy artillery -- he can do strategic planning and meds could help to sweep for body booby-traps and establish his body as a battleground with established friendlies as allies before the mission goes live? W/o them, perhaps the anxiety could transform neutral civvies into hostiles that could FUBAR the mission?

I dunno -- trying to be useful; tell me if I'm being a nosy jerkface, and I'll take my nose back where it belongs.

Good (sniff, sneeze) afternoon, y'all!


Strix - Aug 06, 2011 8:52:52 am PDT #27044 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And becuase it deserves its own post:

HAPPY BAD-ASS ROLLIN' REDHEADED BIRTHDAY, Le Scrap!