Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 05, 2011 5:19:33 am PDT #26959 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Take it easy, smonster, heat index is supposed to be super high (around 110-115).


Aims - Aug 05, 2011 5:47:31 am PDT #26960 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Meanest mom in the world. Right here. Just FYI.


hippocampus - Aug 05, 2011 5:49:38 am PDT #26961 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Meanest mom in the world. Right here. Just FYI.

Did you send your kid to camp minus all her sillybands because she was plagued by rudeness this morning?

Oh wait, that was me.


Stephanie - Aug 05, 2011 5:50:23 am PDT #26962 of 30000
Trust my rage

I said no movie until the other sleeping children i the room were awake.

TOtally mean!


Tom Scola - Aug 05, 2011 5:51:32 am PDT #26963 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

No Sillybands? Doesn't that violate the Geneva Convention or something?


hippocampus - Aug 05, 2011 5:52:23 am PDT #26964 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Consequences Suck.


Pix - Aug 05, 2011 5:56:41 am PDT #26965 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

You are all very mean moms. Wow. I may have to report you.


Burrell - Aug 05, 2011 6:18:51 am PDT #26966 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I feel so lucky. I haven't had to mean yet this morning. o/

But it's only time, isn't it?


sj - Aug 05, 2011 6:41:17 am PDT #26967 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I don't know how you mean mommies live with yourself.

If one makes 2 onerous phone calls and doesn't actually get through to anyone does it still count as an onerous task?


Calli - Aug 05, 2011 6:42:32 am PDT #26968 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Bonny, in professional non-profits in NC (a considerably cheaper area than yours, I believe), the job you're describing starts at $80,000, with a full benefits package. I expect that in pricier markets one would be lucky to get someone for under six figures. So, no $20/hr does not strike me as reasonable pay.