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Volans - Jul 30, 2011 11:22:47 am PDT #26446 of 30000

move out and draw fire

StW just gets more awesome with every new bit of information - so happy for you, smonster! Although the hip pain could go.

We just got back from spending the day in DC with one of our best friends, whom we haven't seen in person for 10 years. It was great, but dang there are a ton of frat boys in town. Toddson, you were not kidding about Sennacherib's army.

The steroid and barbiturate mixer seems to have confused and partially routed the brain weasels but I really don't like being on either.

Nora Deirdre - Jul 30, 2011 11:39:06 am PDT #26447 of 30000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's like, black with pink and silver lame stripes.

AWESOME.

DCJensen - Jul 30, 2011 12:38:12 pm PDT #26448 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

A "Privy Archeologist" wishes to locate and do a dig on our property.

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smonster - Jul 30, 2011 12:53:09 pm PDT #26449 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

A "Privy Archeologist" wishes to locate and do a dig on our property.

Ain't that some shit.

Srsly, my roommate is PERFECT for me. She has the same ridiculous dedication to costuming that I do, and owns Bring It On 1-4. We just spent the last hour showing each other pictures of our various costumes and such.

Zenkitty - Jul 30, 2011 2:54:47 pm PDT #26450 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

A "Privy Archeologist" wishes to locate and do a dig on our property.

Oh, do it! I wish I'd done that on our old outhouse before we sold the property. The thing is, people used to drop things down the holes (stop laughing!) like glass bottles, where they remain well-preserved. So it's actually possible to find interesting stuff in the, um, enriched dirt, there.

Hey, deep in my soul is still a buried archaeologist... who spent a summer digging in a midden and found a lot of coprolites.

smonster - Jul 30, 2011 2:56:50 pm PDT #26451 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The thing is, people used to drop things down the holes

If anyone ever excavates the veceu from my host family's house in Moldova, they will find a hedgehog. Among other things.

quester - Jul 30, 2011 3:20:10 pm PDT #26452 of 30000

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

thanks for all the good wishes, everyone!

Zenkitty - Jul 30, 2011 3:32:10 pm PDT #26453 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

smonster, f'real, who dropped a poor li'l hedgehog down a privy?

Ginger - Jul 30, 2011 4:21:59 pm PDT #26454 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If anyone ever excavates the well behind my great-grandparents' house in Kansas, they will find my great-uncle Hal's ashes in an urn.

smonster - Jul 30, 2011 4:47:01 pm PDT #26455 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My host mom. It was eating the chicken eggs. After that, I was like, if she can drop a hedgehog down there, I can drop a tampon or three. There was a bucket for toilet paper, you see. It got burned when full.

Don't y'all just LOVE my Peace Corps stories?

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