Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 26, 2011 8:42:23 am PDT #26131 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Let's tax property frontage, hallways, and closets!"

This is why our house has only 2 closets; all the houses in the neighborhood built around the same time are the same way.

ION, we have no internets at work today, so this post is brought to you by open wifi, my iPod, and the vending machine area. Come on, Internet-fixy guys, get here!


EpicTangent - Jul 26, 2011 9:01:43 am PDT #26132 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This is why our house has only 2 closets

...I'm sorry, my head just exploded a little. Do you just have dozens of rolling racks & armoires, or what?


Calli - Jul 26, 2011 9:23:22 am PDT #26133 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My last apartment only had one closet. Now I have three, and I still never hang my clothes up after doing laundry.


smonster - Jul 26, 2011 9:30:28 am PDT #26134 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, you rock! Thank you so much.

Shotguns are cool. [link]

Hey, I learned something! Mine has a "double parlor." It has three smallish closets, obviously added on, and I'm still figuring out where the hell I'm going to stash everything.


beekaytee - Jul 26, 2011 9:57:25 am PDT #26135 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

You have to walk through my bedroom to reach my great room, but it has turned out to be less of an issue than I first expected. Since I've never been the frilly boudoir type, the room is pretty functional.

It IS problematic for overnight guests needing to go from the futon in the GR to the bathroom.

The rooms are big enough though, it's worth it.


Steph L. - Jul 26, 2011 10:23:25 am PDT #26136 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

This is why our house has only 2 closets

...I'm sorry, my head just exploded a little. Do you just have dozens of rolling racks & armoires, or what?

Nope, because we have no room for those. It's a teeeeny house. You get used to stacks of stuff.


beekaytee - Jul 26, 2011 10:31:02 am PDT #26137 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

On a completely unrelated note, I am amazed by the smoothie I've been having for breakfast lately.

  • 1 cup soy milk
  • 1 frozen banana
  • 1 cup frozen berries
  • 1 tsp 'green drink'
  • 1 tsp aloe supplement
  • 1/scoop designer whey
  • 1 tbsp ground flax seed
  • 1 dash flaxseed oil

It fills a tall glass with a couple of spoons left over.

I had it at 10am and just now looked up to realize I have not eaten in 5.5 hours...and I'm not remotely hungry.

I should have eaten something a couple of hours ago, but I've been working. The point is, no cravings! No pangs.

It's amazing.


JZ - Jul 26, 2011 11:07:35 am PDT #26138 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think I have to bookmark that one, bonny. Does it just taste like bananas and berries? What's the aloe for?


Strix - Jul 26, 2011 11:09:07 am PDT #26139 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I did a pale iridescent pink pedi before the creek, but the creek is rock bottomed, and it's wrecked.

But totes worth it.


Toddson - Jul 26, 2011 11:20:26 am PDT #26140 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Manicures and pedicures are fleeting joys at best, so enjoy them while they last. And, on the other hand, when they're a mess they're not permanent - less so than a bad haircut.