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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 18, 2011 11:23:38 am PDT #25603 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Call, sj.


sj - Jul 18, 2011 11:34:11 am PDT #25604 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I did. I finally got through to the physicians assistant, who only knows what are in my doctors notes, which are somewhat confusing but seem to say that she was going to call me and tell me to exercise at home. And, of course, my doctor has already left for the day. I am just so frustrated with this whole situation, and I really don't want to go tomorrow.


Aims - Jul 18, 2011 12:20:43 pm PDT #25605 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So who slipped, while kneeling on her own bathroom floor, and dislocated her shoulder?

Me!

Spent 5 hours at the hospital and I got to ride in an ambulance for the first time! I was home alone with Emeline and with as bad as it was, there was no way Joe was going to get me there safely.

Holy fuck was/am I in pain. I've been given fentanyl, morphine, dilaudid, vicodin, and propofol.

Em though? Total rock star. Didn't freak out, helped me make phone calls, put the dog in the bedroom, and sat on the porch to let the EMT's in. Couldn't be prouder of her.


DavidS - Jul 18, 2011 12:22:49 pm PDT #25606 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes, Aims! Don't do that.

Well done, Girl Scout prepared Em!


smonster - Jul 18, 2011 12:24:37 pm PDT #25607 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aims, yikes. So sorry abot your fall and the pain, but so glad Em was able to help you!! Go Em!!


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2011 12:27:18 pm PDT #25608 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesus, that's a lot of painkillers. And you still hurt? My urban legend understanding of dislocations is that they're a lot less painful after resetting.

Rock star, Em, though! Major major ouch.


askye - Jul 18, 2011 12:29:49 pm PDT #25609 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Sorry about your fall. Glad Em was there and could be such a help!


Vortex - Jul 18, 2011 12:32:19 pm PDT #25610 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

yay em! Good raising shows!

Wish I could be around to help.


Aims - Jul 18, 2011 12:32:27 pm PDT #25611 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm still in abit of pain. I've never felt pain like this. Way fucking worse than childbirth. way.


Cass - Jul 18, 2011 12:49:06 pm PDT #25612 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, Aims, I am so sorry. Ouch!

My understanding was ita's but I've learned everything I know about dislocations from tv and the movies. I am led to believe that sometimes they are wrong. I should ask the internet instead.

Couldn't be prouder of her.

That is awesome!

I think I cannot bitch that my arm hurts cause I just got my whooping cough and tetanus vax re-upped. Well I could bitch but I'd look stupid.