Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Jul 09, 2011 8:49:13 am PDT #25074 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Glad Byron is eating, bummed for no Dx.

After showering i put some tea tree oil on my blistering painful rash. That hurt. Then some calendula gel, which felt like heaven. Fingers crossed that work has decent cortisone cream/anithistamines in the first aid kit. It is likely, i'm generally impressed with how well stocked it is (even if the bandaids are the cheapest crappiest kind money can buy. at least they are plentiful.)


Pix - Jul 09, 2011 9:15:39 am PDT #25075 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Thanks everyone. I'm feeling a lot better about it now. Doc said that his xray showed a bit of an enlarged heart but nothing else, and his labs are better than most cats half his age. Really?? I think this:

Maybe it was all a ploy to get to eat baby food?! That wily dread Byron.
is the only logical explanation.

Still, relieved. I know he has already had a long, happy life, but I'm not ready for him to go yet.


Dana - Jul 09, 2011 9:19:35 am PDT #25076 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My parents' dog is currently out-stubborning them in the matter of wet food vs. dry food. When she gets sick, she gets wet food, and then resists going back to the dry stuff.


Hil R. - Jul 09, 2011 9:39:08 am PDT #25077 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am in NJ and slowly going crazy. This morning, my mom decided that we should do something together as a family, and we needed to get out of the house. All my suggestions for things go do were shot down, so we ended up driving around and going to garage sales. And this afternoon, we're supposed to be going to see Larry Crowne, but I think I'm going to skip that, since I really have no interest in that movie at all.


sumi - Jul 09, 2011 9:47:38 am PDT #25078 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

I have succumbed to my cat's insistence on wet food. I really can't have her losing more weight.


brenda m - Jul 09, 2011 10:01:16 am PDT #25079 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good for you Byron.

Darby went on a 3 day hunger strike after I made the mistake of giving her that awful Beneful stuff once. Would not go back to her regular, and after three days I finally cracked and got her expensive healthfoody stuff that I have still yet to get her off of.

OTOH I think I've gotten the cat to shut up and eat happily by moving her away from the pricy stuff and back to plain old Purina.


beekaytee - Jul 09, 2011 11:15:17 am PDT #25080 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

that awful Beneful stuff

Froot loops for dogs. Srsly.

Yay for good healthy Byron.


brenda m - Jul 09, 2011 12:55:57 pm PDT #25081 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Froot loops for dogs.

Yes, and with much the same effect as on any four year old. Overeating, hyperactivity, GI distress and tantrums.


beekaytee - Jul 09, 2011 1:27:46 pm PDT #25082 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Yes, and with much the same effect as on any four year old. Overeating, hyperactivity, GI distress and tantrums.

Exactly.

Roughly one third of the ingredients are some form of sugar. Just trash.

An acupuncturist friend, who is super healthy himself was feeding his dog (a good friend of Bartleby's) that rubbish. When I asked him why he actually said, "There are vegetables on the label!" Never read the label.

I would have understood if it was a financial thing but no...just not paying attention.


Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2011 2:53:15 pm PDT #25083 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jumping into conversations already past, re: getting rid of photos of exes. I don't rid of anything that keeps my memories. I'm very aware that someday my memory may disappear and photos will be all that's left of what once happened to me. Anyone who thinks I'm keeping pictures of any ex in a shoebox because I still lurve him/her, doesn't understand me at all and I will say so. Anyone who throws away/deletes anything of mine will find himself single as soon as I find out about it. That's super-controlling behavior and I've had enough of that for one lifetime. I've already gotten rid of (almost) all the sexy pictures of exes, not that there were many, because mostly those are memories I don't want. (Except for the photo of M.L. bare-chested and holding a riding crop with a sultry look on his face, because it's hilarious.) Sometimes I get rid of things an ex has given me, sometimes not, depends on how I feel about the item in question. If I like it for itself, I keep it; if it reminds me painfully of the ex, I Goodwill it.

My folks were also the type to be critical and "concerned" no matter what. Back in my early twenties, I recall I was "getting a little heavy" until I told my mom I'd lost some weight and then her reaction was, "Well, don't lose TOO much." Grr argh. (She's probably mad that I even remember that. Sorry, Mom, but you were kinda nuts sometimes.)

my spicy carrot slaw.

Could you share the recipe for this? I've been hankering for a carrot slaw, oddly enough, to the point where I would actually make it myself. St.W sounds like he likes carrots, all right.

(Someone, tell me where the "X likes carrots" thing came from. I have no clue, and can only guess that it means "X is mighty fine and also quite happy at the moment".)

Vortex and Scrappy's DH, glad you got unscary diagnoses! Vortex, I have been told that drinking lots of water helps by keeping blood volume up. This may be hooey, I dunno. Scrappy, Magellan's sells compression socks for travelers that look like normal socks.

Continuing kitty~ma for Byron. I was frantic when Leo seemed to be ill and the vets couldn't find anything wrong. I fed him the kitty probiotics someone here recommended and he got better. There may or may not be a causal connection there. I did finally figure out that the soft runny stools I was so worried about were caused by me indulgently feeding him too much soft food. I also figured out that his allergy symptoms (runny eyes, itching, head shaking as if his ears were wonky) followed my feeding him salmon. A cat allergic to salmon, I'd never have thought it. As for dry food, both my kitties like "junk food" - if it has corn in it, they like it, and I don't like feeding it to them, so we argue.