Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Jul 08, 2011 9:24:52 am PDT #25007 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Blow Dry, smonster. With added Rachel Griffiths and Bill Nighy.

Good news on Daisy, and new nephew, (ignoring the whipworm talk. Any worm talk, actually).

Heh. You do deserve to be happy, dear!

H has kept his cute butt, too. I could hate him for it, but it (and he) are just too cute.


Steph L. - Jul 08, 2011 9:28:23 am PDT #25008 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Bright side of a localized allergic reaction - now I have an excuse for not doing shit today. Taking ibuprofen, too, and resting and elevating.

I was just about to post that the cold I picked up last week is kicking my ass. It's weird, because some symptoms are gone, but the cough is lingering and...my chest is starting to hurt. And all I can think is HELL NO PLEURISY.

I have a LOT of shit to do. We have stuff planned all weekend. I'm cancelling tonight's plans (at least my attendance; Tim may still go and have fun, although I have NO IDEA how he could POSSIBLY have any fun WITHOUT me [ha ha ha]). Tomorrow is a pool party, and I really would like to go. Which is why I'm cancelling tonight. I am damn sure I can't do both.

But I also need to make gluten-free brownies for tomorrow, but I do not have brownie mix. The store was in my plans for today, but Jesus, I feel bad. I think we will have to take an alternate foodstuff tomorrow, probably pre-made by the good folks at a bakery.

Just going up and down the stairs to do laundry is kicking my ass. Maybe I can get a nap.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 08, 2011 10:24:46 am PDT #25009 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Bright side of a localized allergic reaction - now I have an excuse for not doing shit today. Taking ibuprofen, too, and resting and elevating.

What's going on with your water sitch?


smonster - Jul 08, 2011 10:29:11 am PDT #25010 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Haven't heard from Ray today. Guess I'm screwed until Monday. My guest gets here Tuesday. Looks I might be staying in the Marigny some this weekend.


Toddson - Jul 08, 2011 10:43:43 am PDT #25011 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Bright side of other people having cute butts - we get to look!


smonster - Jul 08, 2011 10:44:59 am PDT #25012 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

StW has a cute butt.

...ah, you knew I had to say it.


Scrappy - Jul 08, 2011 10:46:00 am PDT #25013 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have a cold from hell, too, Teppy. Gotta hate a summer cold. Only one thing planned this weekend. luckily--going to the movies, which is a fine, restful activity.


Calli - Jul 08, 2011 11:13:55 am PDT #25014 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congrats to your sister on her job going permanent, smonster. And YAY to you and St. W00t!


Steph L. - Jul 08, 2011 11:43:15 am PDT #25015 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have a cold from hell, too, Teppy. Gotta hate a summer cold. Only one thing planned this weekend. luckily--going to the movies, which is a fine, restful activity.

I did All The Dishes (basically, all the dishes from Sunday through this morning), and I balanced all my bank accounts (and remembered to pay the Visa bill), re-ordered checks, and have 1 load of laundry drying on the clothesline, 1 load in the dryer, and 1 load in the washer. Also ran the neti pot through my sinuses twice.

And that is IT. I am knackered.

Oh! And I keep getting an invoice from CVS Caremark for the IUD (of The IUD Saga From Hell)...for $0.00. Finally I called today to find out why they're wasting paper on me, and the woman said that it was because the claim was still out to Aetna, but she looked it up and apparently they recently paid, and I owe nothing.

So the upside to the IUD Saga From Hell is that I ended up paying a grand total of $40 for everything (office visit, IUD itself, everything), compared to what might have been literally $1,000 with our new insurance.

So the IUD Saga From Hell was worth it (in the most literal way possible), but I *still* twitch when I think about it.

And our new insurance is SO bad, I can't even tell you. I don't even want to get into it. I dread what I have to deal with if this cold turns into something that needs more than OTC treatment.

Bright side of other people having cute butts - we get to look!

Tim is *entirely* too hotass for almost-45. I am a lucky dame.

He was measuring his waist last night for a mermaid tail (seriously, don't ask; it's a combination of Mad Scientist, jackassery, marginal kink, and Because He Can), and started complaining because his waist has gone up an inch...to 33 inches.

My heart bleeds. (He can still get down under 30 inches in a corset, so I have no sympathy. Zero.)


Frankenbuddha - Jul 08, 2011 11:56:42 am PDT #25016 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Announcement: The bushes are gone. I repeat: The bushes are gone.

Anybody else think we should take up a collection for a 5-ft metal chicken to go in their place?