It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jul 04, 2011 10:14:10 am PDT #24646 of 30000
brillig

Though there's always the webcam to leave on . . .


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2011 10:20:57 am PDT #24647 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Independance Day, Merkins!

um, I only know one definition for merkin, and I wouldn't use it to describe a friend. Am I missing something?

Heh. I had the exact same reaction.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 04, 2011 10:25:49 am PDT #24648 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Have fun! (let me know if you figure out a good spot for fireworks!)


Kate P. - Jul 04, 2011 10:31:57 am PDT #24649 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'm back from my honeymoon! And we have no hot water, so we can't do the laundry we rather desperately need to do. (I usually just wash stuff in cold water, but our clothes got pretty icky with sunscreen, bug spray, lots of travel crud, etc., so I think hot water is called for.)

Anyway, we had a fantastic time, and we each took several hundred photos, so I'm sure some of them will make their way to FB in the next couple of weeks.

Now I must make a grocery list and hope the landlord calls back soon...


Laga - Jul 04, 2011 10:32:59 am PDT #24650 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

re: Merkins- I was trying to be funny and specific at the same time. I know not all Americans celebrate independance on the 4th of July and USian just doesn't roll off the tongue the way Merkin does. snicker.


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2011 10:42:21 am PDT #24651 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I know not all Americans celebrate independance on the 4th of July

I guess I'm revealing my US-centricness, but I think if you said "Americans," I would have assumed you didn't mean South Americans, Central Americans, or even non-US-North Americans. Since this is such a US-specific holiday and all, I would have assumed that "American" was shorthand for "citizen of the United States of America," which does after all have the word "America" in its name.

But I do assume things a lot based on context and popular usage.


Zenkitty - Jul 04, 2011 10:51:14 am PDT #24652 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I didn't know the (other) meaning of merkin, so I looked it up. And now I am snickering at the idea of proudly independent flag-waving merkins.


Strix - Jul 04, 2011 10:55:01 am PDT #24653 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

let me know if you figure out a good spot for fireworks!

Am I the only one whose mind went straight to PORN?!

Slap my hand!


Laga - Jul 04, 2011 10:58:02 am PDT #24654 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Merkins!

NSFW


erikaj - Jul 04, 2011 11:36:28 am PDT #24655 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Feeling some survivor's guilt(again). All these crips that die always turn out to be better people than me. I mean, in some cases, it was because they were too young to get, you know, cynical, or vulgar. But in this case, C. couldn't be happy till life was more fair for everyone. So, what did I do? Sort of mock her for being a goody-goody and hide out here writing porn and whatnot. I suck. And yet? Have never felt better, healthwise. At the same time, if I found out that I was only going to be forty, I'd want to do more things on my list, too.