I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jul 01, 2011 11:53:41 am PDT #24498 of 30000

I want it to be the weekend already. Except that I want people on the East Coast and central time to have NOT made it the weekend already, because that has made my job very difficult today. ARGH.


erikaj - Jul 01, 2011 12:05:16 pm PDT #24499 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I may be a jerk. Because even with the chair and my daddy issues and all that, I crossed a guy off my Datable List because he wrote a too-passionate blog post about "Two and A Half Men". It wasn't just that, though...we weren't going to click. But a lot of my friends would have tried to make a go of it because "He likes the Coen brothers and the wheelchair doesn't make him gag." But I have that. With y'all. Also, we ended up talking about virus protection. Sexy!


Ginger - Jul 01, 2011 12:45:43 pm PDT #24500 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The supermarket had what was clearly chicken breasts with a chicken thighs label, making them $1.59 a pound. I bought them, but now feel faintly guilty. As Huck Finn said, "If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does, I would pison him."


EpicTangent - Jul 01, 2011 2:23:07 pm PDT #24501 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I think you have to pay attention to what pings you, erika. (I closed out a "match" on eHarmony - even though the guy's profile looked promising - when I got to the part about how he admires Rush Limbaugh. Even though everything else looks great, telling me you learned anything from Rush Limbaugh better be followed by a winking emoticon (real or implied) or I'll do my darnedest to avoid conversing or (shudder) debating with you). You know what buttons you don't want pressed or what larger problems just one blog post might be a symptom of.


Laga - Jul 01, 2011 2:31:32 pm PDT #24502 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

thanks, sj!


smonster - Jul 01, 2011 2:46:20 pm PDT #24503 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Exactly, EpicT.


Hil R. - Jul 01, 2011 3:19:35 pm PDT #24504 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The thought of mice in my walls is starting to freak me out a bit.


beekaytee - Jul 01, 2011 3:35:37 pm PDT #24505 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I really really liked the first Vicki Bliss novel...especially her adorable German boss...but subsequent ventures seemed pretty pat and a bit too copy cat. Plus, different, less compelling reader.

Honestly, there are some bad books I've stuck with just for the accents and performance and some good books I've passed on because the reader actually...you know...reads.

I started one yesterday (jumping the Pratchett line because it was due back at the library soon) that was read by Tim Curry. His voice generally makes me wibble. This outing, however, was so wicked boring, I had to turn it off. Such a waste. (it's called Portabello...HOW could it be bad?)


beekaytee - Jul 01, 2011 3:39:35 pm PDT #24506 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

serial: I also tend to shy away from author read books, with some exceptions.

My favorite is Patty Jane's House of Curl by Lorna Lanvik. I listen to it a couple of times a year. I bought it out of the remainder bin because it was shrinkwrapped with one of those pink foam curlers from the 50s. Rule of thumb: If it makes me laugh, it gets my money.

Anyway, it wasn't until roughly 6 years later when I stumbled on the Costco book club (such a thing exists?) only to learn that Lorna Lanvik was with me on the Great Peace March. We walked across America together but I did not recognize her voice!!

She has written the March into subsequent books, which of course I think is ubercool.


askye - Jul 01, 2011 3:46:34 pm PDT #24507 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I love Lorna Lanvik's books! My dad gave me one of her books as a Christmas gift. I'd asked for another book but he couldn't find it, and Lanvik's were right there so he bought me one instead.