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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jun 28, 2011 4:21:58 pm PDT #24267 of 30000

holy crap, smonster! four?!?


smonster - Jun 28, 2011 4:26:07 pm PDT #24268 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Four. Can't tie his shoes, but he's in a park alone a block from his house. Four front teeth capped. Cute as heck. He asked if he could come to my house, which is what started the whole discussion.


sj - Jun 28, 2011 4:29:37 pm PDT #24269 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh smonster, that is just heartbreaking.


lisah - Jun 28, 2011 4:43:46 pm PDT #24270 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Steph, if you are that upset by your father-in-law I think you should ask Tim to talk to his father privately and stand up for you. Or do it yourself. I think it can be done in a way that's not angry just honest. "X topic of conversation makes us uncomfortable. Could you please stop talking about it?" No need to explain or elaborate. It doesn't need to be a fight.

And next year take separate vacations!

I had to tell my brother and sister-in-law to please, please not bicker because they were making my vacation unpleasant. (On Topsail Island, actually!) It was uncomfortable but it mostly worked and I felt better about having said something rather than just tolerating when I was trying to relax.


sj - Jun 28, 2011 4:47:23 pm PDT #24271 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am pretty sure my upstairs neighbor rang our doorbell as she was coming in just to annoy us. We don't even both to answer the doorbells that go off past 9 anymore because they are always for upstairs. It's a good thing we're going to the beach this weekend or I would need to request an alibi.


smonster - Jun 28, 2011 4:54:53 pm PDT #24272 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

dear lord, sj. are they twelve?


Trudy Booth - Jun 28, 2011 5:17:46 pm PDT #24273 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Four. Jesus. Aw Smonster...


Strix - Jun 28, 2011 5:27:40 pm PDT #24274 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

smonster, I am so glad it was you, and not someone else.

Here's devoutly hoping he snuck away, fibbed to you and is SO grounded.


sj - Jun 28, 2011 5:27:47 pm PDT #24275 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

No, 16, I think. Just immature as heck.


Stephanie - Jun 28, 2011 5:37:06 pm PDT #24276 of 30000
Trust my rage

Did you walk him home? Poor little kid.