Someone turned the vents of our window AC into a smiley face last night. By someone I mean one of the teenagers upstairs or one of their gajillion friends that are always here, but I can't prove it. If anyone has any advice about how to deal with this situation that doesn't involve going upstairs and ringing their necks, I would appreciate it.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jun 21, 2011 3:21:16 am PDT #23721 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
sj - Jun 21, 2011 3:22:16 am PDT #23722 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
And because it deserves its own post. Happy Birthday, Teppy!!!
Fred Pete - Jun 21, 2011 4:13:26 am PDT #23723 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Epic!
Barb - Jun 21, 2011 4:52:56 am PDT #23724 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Happy Epic birthday!!!
Barb - Jun 21, 2011 5:03:09 am PDT #23725 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Cereal: I've contributed a post to the Dear Teen Me website. It's a neat site where authors and other folks in publishing write letters to their teen selves (sort of an "It Gets Better" for our geeky teen selves).
Anyhow, mine's up today and I'm a little nervous-- I spilled about some things I've never really talked about and I'm not sure if it came out honest or whiny. [link]
sj - Jun 21, 2011 5:03:46 am PDT #23726 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I have ordered the part we need to try to fix the vent ourselves.
Strix - Jun 21, 2011 5:13:50 am PDT #23727 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
It came out honest, Barb, but now I REALLY wanna slap yo mamma!
And go back and pat Teen!Barb on the head...
Barb - Jun 21, 2011 5:19:16 am PDT #23728 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
God love Mom, she's just so amazingly narcissistic and just doesn't get it.
And yet, what kills me is she manages to charm absolutely everyone she meets within moments. I can't tell you how many of my friends and acquaintances want to adopt her.
It's a gift, I tell you.
Strix - Jun 21, 2011 5:26:00 am PDT #23729 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Charisma -- It Doesn't Mean You're Smart
Toddson - Jun 21, 2011 5:27:10 am PDT #23730 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And, from observing my own mother, you really can't fool all the people all the time.