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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Jun 19, 2011 3:57:21 am PDT #23642 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Heh, Steph, we are the same. Leaving on a trip always involves desperate last ditch cleaning, such as was not done since the last time we left on a trip. I am always elbow deep in dishes as the last thing we do before we go.

But I have to say it is worth it to have a housesitter, and to not have to worry about it. The first year we left our brand new house, the boy who came to cut the grass caught that the power was out and saved us a bunch of headache. So ever since then I've been happier to have someone keeping a close eye on the place. And of course this year I'm happy to have been able to make it available to the evacuees. (Who I think have been able to go home now, incidentally.)

So yeah, mild anxiety about what the housesitter might be getting up to vs. severe anxiety about whether or not the house is still standing, totally worth it.


sj - Jun 19, 2011 4:28:13 am PDT #23643 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yes, sj, that's what I meant--sometimes I forget you're not all in my head and don't follow my verbal shortcuts. "Wrap the mattress in one of those plastic covers" came out "plastic wrap the mattress," sorry. Should have been clearer.

Happy to help. I love the plastic covers because they're also helpful in keeping dust out of the mattress. The plastic covers can just be wiped down. Also good when you move as often as I do to keep the mattress from getting wet in the rain, etc.


Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2011 6:15:45 am PDT #23644 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

We *could* just, y'know, actually adhere to a regular schedule of cleaning so that the once-a-year freakout baseboard-scrubbing, wall-scrubbing, behind-the-toilet-scrubbing frenzy didn't have to occur. But we are lazy slatterns.

P'shaw. Housekeeper once a month. It's changed this lazy slattern's life!

Srsly, I only did it because of the "three roommates/one place" thing to avoid squabbling about who has done what... but it has spoiled me and I don't know if I could ever go back. Ever. She does the kitchen and the bathroom and the livingroom floor. In what's left of the three hours she does a "project"... the fridge, windowsills, garbage cans, whatev. I suppose in a house it would have to be four hours instead of three.

"Why don't you do this yourself, Trudy?" an entirely sane and reasonable person might ask? See above re: Lazy Slattern.

I always strip the sheets when I leave someone's house. It's been a while since that has been re: nookie, but I figure its a good policy in general.

But I have to say it is worth it to have a housesitter, and to not have to worry about it.

Yeah, on a short trip I'll use a dogwalker but more than a few days and someone stays here. I come home to a MUCH more relaxed pup after 10 days of housesitter than even 3 or 4 days of dogwalker. My new rule may be 4 days, actually -- I think it stresses her out more now that she's older.

ION, I woke up this morning with the strangest sensation. It wasn't unpleasant, just something was weeeeird. I realized I was lying flat on my back AND breathing. Last night I was bemoaning EVER feeling better and today I... am. ::knocks wood::

Boy, my doctor wasn't kidding when she said "You take the z pack for 5 days bit it takes 10 to work". This isn't modern medicine, this is Hogwarts shit. Day 9, still feel like ass. Day 10, wake up all frikkin better. Tired, but all better. ::runs around knocking wood wildly::


Laga - Jun 19, 2011 6:28:48 am PDT #23645 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Happy Day Buffista Dads!


Steph L. - Jun 19, 2011 6:34:19 am PDT #23646 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But I have to say it is worth it to have a housesitter, and to not have to worry about it.

Yeah, on a short trip I'll use a dogwalker but more than a few days and someone stays here.

We have a great petsitter who comes over 3-4 times a day to feed the pets and check on them, but we only use her for short trips. A long trip like this -- we really want someone staying here.

P'shaw. Housekeeper once a month. It's changed this lazy slattern's life!

I'm thinking about having a housecleaner in at least once after vacation to do a deep clean, because -- sweet Jesus. We are nasty people.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 19, 2011 6:45:22 am PDT #23647 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah. we need to get back on the housekeeping situation.


Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2011 6:57:41 am PDT #23648 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm thinking about having a housecleaner in at least once after vacation to do a deep clean, because -- sweet Jesus. We are nasty people.

Heh. I feel ya. I'm a slattern living with two guys in their twenties. Horrors.


Scrappy - Jun 19, 2011 7:59:35 am PDT #23649 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We have someone come in every two weeks. It's AWESOME. I use the weekend time I used to use cleaning to work on the garden. Most LA people with a yard hire a gardener, so I figure we save on that end. And I don't have to mop, which I HATE.


Liese S. - Jun 19, 2011 8:06:00 am PDT #23650 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Does anybody use a steam mop? I kinda want one for my tile, but don't know if it'd be effective, plus I know it won't help my grout.


-t - Jun 19, 2011 8:10:58 am PDT #23651 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I do, but I don't have tile so I can't address that. Works great on the vinylly stuff on my kitchen and bathroom floors, fwtw. It's the bucket wrangling aspect of mopping that I hate, so the steam mop is great for me.