And I actually checked to make sure I was in Bitches before I posted the above.
I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Jun 17, 2011 12:48:53 pm PDT #23560 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Beverly - Jun 17, 2011 1:08:17 pm PDT #23561 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Roll tongue, check. Snarl lip, check. Blow job, (on good authority) check, check. Cross both eyes at the same time (Don't do that, they'll get stuck that way!), check. No nose or ear-wiggling, for all my attempts to learn.
smonster - Jun 17, 2011 1:29:21 pm PDT #23562 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
That is so wrong, but I might be resigned to it if he could be convinced to kill off Susan Silverman.
I'll see what I can do.
A friend of mine has a gay friend who is in PR, and the Chick Fil A people asked that he be removed from the team.
Yeah, that's pretty bad. Pshaw! Don't you know we're the creative ones? I occasionally cave to my cravings for a Chik-fil-a sandwich and waffle fries.
sj - Jun 17, 2011 1:31:47 pm PDT #23563 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Any pregnancy of mine would automatically be considered high risk, so the idea that I am also approaching my mid-thirties, which is also considered high risk for pregnancy sort of freaks me out.
Cass - Jun 17, 2011 1:56:02 pm PDT #23564 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Thank you for the birthday happies!
It's actually been a nice day. Started early and hung out with my stepmom and sister. I found a pair of very sparkly sandals on sale even. Family dinner tonight. Taking a quick internet break now though. The people in the box are My People, yo, and I want to spend some time with them. I am feeling better being 40 today than I was about being on the verge last night.
I can curl my tongue and Wentzface but I can't wink and can barely raise just one brow. I really want to be able to wink.
Laga - Jun 17, 2011 2:36:21 pm PDT #23565 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
To be clear- I have nothing against Chick Fil-A. I take issue with the magazine that defined keeping the sabbath holy as a conservative value rather than a Christian one. I'm pretty sure my parents would define themselves as conservatives but if they owned a restaurant it would be open on Sundays.
Aims - Jun 17, 2011 3:16:54 pm PDT #23566 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Moms and Dads and everyone else with any experience with kids - please assure me that it's normal for Emeline to have legs that look like she's been whacked at with a 9-iron? She's also got bruises under her arm and on her forearms. I swear we don't beat her!
flea - Jun 17, 2011 3:25:13 pm PDT #23567 of 30000
information libertarian
Yeah, my kids are all banged up, especially along the shins & knees. The arms less so - unless she's getting bruises from softball, or swimming into lanes or something? OTOH, my kids are often all scratched up by the cat on their arms.
Aims - Jun 17, 2011 3:45:19 pm PDT #23568 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think the arm bruises are from climbing the tree in the front yard or possibly the rough-housing with the girls I'm watching.
DawnK - Jun 17, 2011 3:50:33 pm PDT #23569 of 30000
giraffe mode
Aims, when my kids were Em's age, I'd forever be asking them "how did you get that"? Most of the time it was "I dunno". David even once came home from next door with a black eye and didn't remember how it had happened (I suspect it was an elbow/eye/trampoline thing). David is 15 now and still gets banged up and doesn't know how it happens, although i'm sure it's from playing full-contact basketball.