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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Jun 17, 2011 5:08:46 am PDT #23483 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Cass!!!!

{{Sox}} And, as far as I'm concerned, being on steriods is a perfectly valid reason for anxiety. That stuff messes me up. The plus side is that when I'm on it, it helps me breathe, so you know, that's good. But the side effects are nasty.


Sparky1 - Jun 17, 2011 5:10:21 am PDT #23484 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Miss Manners says you should raise your eyebrows at those rude people and say, "Excuse me?"

I seem to pay attention to Miss Manners most when she doesn't require me to be perfectly polite to rude people.


Barb - Jun 17, 2011 5:10:46 am PDT #23485 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Happy BIrthday, Cass!!

And {{{Sox}}} (imagine the brackets as emotional bubble wrap)


lisah - Jun 17, 2011 5:19:35 am PDT #23486 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Love Miss Manners!

I wish I could raise one eyebrow at a time, though. That is a very effective way of saying "WTF?" without words.


SailAweigh - Jun 17, 2011 5:23:23 am PDT #23487 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Happy Birthday, Cass!


hippocampus - Jun 17, 2011 5:33:50 am PDT #23488 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Thanks you guys. I can embrace (with duct tape) my inner phobiac most of the time. It's hard to ask for help when I need it, though, and I'm grateful I can do that here. I promise to not pop all the bubbles in the bubble wrap whilst I have it.

ETA - Lisah, that's well beyond the point of just making conversation. I was pretty surprised when, still in the hospital after HKF was born, folks were already asking when we'd have the next one. Um. We like this one? Haven't quite recovered yet from the first one with all of my, and apparently Sparky's to, funny little reactions to my really not getting along with my kid's size/hormones/etc? I never had the perfect answer when they asked, though.


DavidS - Jun 17, 2011 5:34:35 am PDT #23489 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wish I could raise one eyebrow at a time, though.

Oh no! If you can't raise one eyebrow you can't do the fishhook-in-the-eyebrow style of acting which has proven so effective on soap operas!


Laura - Jun 17, 2011 5:35:46 am PDT #23490 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

{~~Sox~~} Warm comforting thoughts.

If the rude people aren't asking about your choice to not have children they would just be telling you about how wrong you are in the way you raise the ones you have. They don't matter.

ION, DH has gone to Tallahassee for basketball tournament, so I didn't make the bed this morning. I feel all rebellious and stuff! Since we moved into this house a year or so ago we have had a deal where the last one in bed pulls it together. He left at 5 this morning so I just left the house with the bed unmade. I can't believe how silly I feel about it. I amuse myself.

IOrandomN, my co-worker just gave me a rolly device for putting sunscreen on my back. I have been swimming a lot and my back is getting mighty brown. The front I lotion well enough, but the back has been a challenge. Cool.

IOmememeN, I had my baby tooth pulled a couple days ago. It would have come out naturally 50+ years ago, but it didn't have an adult tooth under it. I am all grow'd up now.

Ok, done spamming the thread with my silliness.


Sparky1 - Jun 17, 2011 5:41:26 am PDT #23491 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Laura, I hope you'll put that baby tooth under your pillow for the Tooth Fairy.

I just sent my kid to her first dentist appt last week with a list of all the missing adult teeth in the family. One of my nieces is missing 7!


lisah - Jun 17, 2011 5:41:34 am PDT #23492 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

If you can't raise one eyebrow you can't do the fishhook-in-the-eyebrow style of acting which has proven so effective on soap operas!

Seriously, my career choices have been very limited by my disability!