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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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meara - Jun 13, 2011 6:57:46 pm PDT #23158 of 30000

One drug I took said a side effect you should call a doctor about immediately was "inability to move eyes." Without that warning, I'm sure I would have sat around thinking, "Well, maybe I'll be able to move my eyes tomorrow."

Hah! Alternately, having read that, I would probably every five minutes go "wait, I've only been looking straight ahead at the computer/TV! Shit, can I...ok, yes, I can move my eyes"

Atropa - Jun 13, 2011 7:14:11 pm PDT #23159 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Vanilla liqueur + blood orange soda = HAPPY JILLI. The Infamous BlueJay takes good care of me.

Cass - Jun 13, 2011 7:19:48 pm PDT #23160 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am very glad you are being well taken care of tonight, Jilli. And that does sound delicious.

WindSparrow - Jun 13, 2011 8:09:43 pm PDT #23161 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Much ~ma for your sister, quester.

However, try putting that on a drug label.

Yes, a warning like "A little once in a while won't kill you" would all too likely result in the manufacturer getting sued by the family of some chucklehead who defined "a little" as 4 40oz beers, and a fifth of vodka.

quester - Jun 13, 2011 8:41:35 pm PDT #23162 of 30000

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I would probably every five minutes go "wait, I've only been looking straight ahead at the computer/TV! Shit, can I...ok, yes, I can move my eyes"

I do a variation of this every time I choke on something, it's "am I still breathing? yes, then I'm not gonna die...this time".

smonster - Jun 13, 2011 9:59:43 pm PDT #23163 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

quester, health~ma for your sister.

Pix - Jun 14, 2011 12:05:25 am PDT #23164 of 30000

The status is NOT quo.

Quester, ma for your sister, and continued back off my Jilli to 2011.

I just spent the last two hours on the floor after throwing my mid back out so badly that I couldn't even roll over onto my side. Two vicoden, 600 mg of ibuprofen, a heating and ice pad, some tiger balm, and half a Xanax later, and ND was finally able to get me on my feet and into bed. I really hope I wake up better because this sucks. I have never thrown my back out this badly not been in that amount of crippling pain.

Calli - Jun 14, 2011 1:18:19 am PDT #23165 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sucks, Pix; I'm sorry. Much back~ma to you.

And health~ma to quester's sister.

billytea - Jun 14, 2011 1:39:04 am PDT #23166 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm sorry, Pix; back pain is pretty debilitating. I hope it heals quickly.

hippocampus - Jun 14, 2011 1:45:52 am PDT #23167 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

Much ~ma to your sister, Quester.

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