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DavidS - Jun 09, 2011 6:56:03 pm PDT #22998 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She just shuffled down the hallway, flapping her too-long sleeves and staggering in her too-long pants and cackling, "My evilness! My evilness!"

This comes from watching the Wicked Witch of the West get melted on YouTube, in case you were all wondering.

Ginger - Jun 09, 2011 6:58:49 pm PDT #22999 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

as Emmett followed her, saying scornfully, "You don't have any evilness!"

That's what he thinks.

David McCullough's Johnstown Flood book is where I first read one of my favorite quotes. A young Hearst reporter's dispatch from the flood began "God stood on a mountaintop here and looked at what his waters had wrought." William Randolph Hearst immediately cabled him, "Forget flood. Interview God."

WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2011 8:10:25 pm PDT #23000 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hey Gris, congratulations on many fronts!

I agree with the sentiment, but must confess to having misread it at first as "congratulations on many fonts" which was confusing because I only saw the one in Gris' posts.

Once again, Emmett and Matilda are the epitome of awesome siblingness.

Burrell - Jun 09, 2011 8:11:53 pm PDT #23001 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's hilarious, JZ.

DavidS - Jun 09, 2011 8:18:35 pm PDT #23002 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Video evidence of Matilda "keeping it real with my Meeps."

hippocampus - Jun 10, 2011 3:13:53 am PDT #23003 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

wow. ok. I gave HKF's teacher for the past two years a gift card to Title 9, which is one of her favorite merchants. I filled out a gift card, and didn't see any extra charge for it, so I figured we were fine. I just got an email a week and a half after the purchase that I'd been charged $10 for the cheapo card they block-printed with my web form comment - Really T9? Yes, I deserve the smite for being lazy, but ... really?

sj - Jun 10, 2011 3:17:59 am PDT #23004 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sox, that is ridiculous.

It's babysitting day. G is playing with his toys and I am bored out of my mind. I forgot to bring a book.

Volans - Jun 10, 2011 5:23:38 am PDT #23005 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Gris, congrats!

Toddson - Jun 10, 2011 5:45:55 am PDT #23006 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh dear ... I know it's not nice to laugh, but I overheard someone in my office complaining that ever since he opened the e-mail message that came through in Chinese and tried to get it converted, his computer's been acting up.

WindSparrow - Jun 10, 2011 6:57:25 am PDT #23007 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I overheard someone in my office complaining that ever since he opened the e-mail message that came through in Chinese and tried to get it converted, his computer's been acting up.

Instant karma for unwelcome proselytizing, can't say I blame you for a chortle or two.

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