And in WTF of my own:
I started something with few friends at Twitter. They didn't answer an urgent email about deadlines for over a week, so I just tweeted a friendly half-joking warning that I'm about to guilt-trip them via the phone if they won't answer soon.
A mutual friend just tweeted back that "darling, I hate to read people reproaching my friends in public, and I'd be happy if you would do it in private in the future".
Ahem. Let us examine the facts.
1. Your friends - who happen to be my friends as well, by the way - haven't answered any private communication to something that honestly, they feel about much more strongly than me for over a week. And that's urgent.
2. Our friends have asked me to take this part of nagging them.
3. You really haven't seen me reproaching, have you?
4. Really, WTF?
I was very polite in my answer, but it took all I had in me not to reply as I just did here.