Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 27, 2011 7:51:53 pm PDT #22144 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

despite my whimpering fear of the pain of the insertion.

Anecdata tells me that it's not that bad for most women. (Well, anecdata and the interwebs.) However, it was a sharp pain for me, worse than I expected, but over quickly. (That said, I gasped so loudly that I shocked my OB/GYN. Perhaps her practice is only for people who feel no pain.)

I'm curious if it will hurt the same amount this time. Obviously hoping it won't.


Burrell - May 27, 2011 7:55:56 pm PDT #22145 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think it helps if you have an idea of what you are in for. I had a few (TMI warning) IUIs when we were first trying to get pregnant, so I knew it was going to pinch.


Burrell - May 27, 2011 7:56:31 pm PDT #22146 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

dang, I am muffing all my quick edits tonight.


Zenkitty - May 27, 2011 8:05:46 pm PDT #22147 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I get woozy just from a pap smear. I have very low pain tolerance. Luckily, there's Valium.


meara - May 27, 2011 8:40:47 pm PDT #22148 of 30000

I get woozy just from a pap smear. I have very low pain tolerance. Luckily, there's Valium.

Yeah, when I had to get a colposcopy, I was not a happy camper--they offered to prescribe something to take and have me come back, but I was like "JUST FINISH!" So I suspect I'd be a bad candidate.


Vortex - May 27, 2011 10:29:59 pm PDT #22149 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The pill makes your hair straighter? Man, hormones are freaky.

I wonder if that works for black people.

My hair got thinner as the dosage got higher. If I have the surgery again, I'm going to ask for a lower dose pill and be prepared to slowly ramp up again.


Laura - May 28, 2011 3:39:01 am PDT #22150 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I had no idea that the IUD stopped periods. Huh. Haven't had one in almost 10 years, so no longer an issue for me, just surprised that somehow I didn't know this.

We need more options for birth control that don't suck or have major side effects. I am so grateful not to have to worry about it anymore. Like Zenkitty, I get woozy from a pap smear, and really if a doctor is holding any implement of torture. Like really, why do we not have a simple painless method of getting blood out? Get it on science people!

eta: My mind was typing 'Get on it science people', but I will leave the typo.


sj - May 28, 2011 4:15:13 am PDT #22151 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Has anyone tried e.l.f. mineral make-up? There is a groupon for it.


Calli - May 28, 2011 4:19:32 am PDT #22152 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

e.l.f. mineral make-up

Made by elves? Made from elves? There's got to be some sort of shimmer involved. And possibly lembas.


DCJensen - May 28, 2011 5:22:17 am PDT #22153 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Yeah, but before they went online it was hard finding the right hollow tree. OTOH? Many cookies and honeycombs during the search.