Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - May 20, 2011 8:12:18 am PDT #21696 of 30000

Aww, geez teppy, that sucks a lot. Fingers crossed for you that it dries ok. I felt the same way when I dunked my day old kindle--like, I never drop paper books in water, why now?!?


erikaj - May 20, 2011 8:14:50 am PDT #21697 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Stress makes you do stupid things? Well, it does me.


Steph L. - May 20, 2011 8:15:47 am PDT #21698 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Stress makes you do stupid things? Well, it does me.

Pretty much. It's marginally funny, because I ordered a keyboard protector right away, and it should be delivered in a couple of days.

Instead of being made of silicone, the keyboard protector is made of 100% IRONY.


erikaj - May 20, 2011 8:34:11 am PDT #21699 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, it is a Buffista keyboard protector. I'd be a menace to a laptop or a Kindle because I'm always dropping things when I eat and read. I don't even have water in here with the computer stuff. Which is a pain, cause, hello? Impaired. But it's not so much a testament to my self-denying nature as much a reflection of how much grief I got in high school when Stepdad cleaned up the component I spilled on. I am also the cleanest Netflix renter on the planet. d'oh...stupid traumatic childhood!


Liese S. - May 20, 2011 8:39:36 am PDT #21700 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ooh, Steph, that sucks.

I dropped my steampunk Gibson book in the bathtub the other night. That was probably a good thing, because I really want to read the Nook in the tub, but obviously I really really can't.


Burrell - May 20, 2011 8:52:37 am PDT #21701 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Steph. I'm sorry.

I had my own trauma there when I had to take her bra shopping recently and realized that the child was now in a 34D bra.

I didn't fit into a 34D until I was pregnant.


erikaj - May 20, 2011 8:55:48 am PDT #21702 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I still wouldn't, myself.


Kathy A - May 20, 2011 8:58:52 am PDT #21703 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm just praying that I'll still be in a B-cup after I finish losing weight. So far, it's still a C, but that's more than likely going to change in the next 50 pounds or so.


Burrell - May 20, 2011 9:07:28 am PDT #21704 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And I no longer fit one, erika, 34C now. Or 36B depending on the bra. I think there's one D in my drawer. Turns out bras are like all other women's clothing: sizing on labels is only tangentially related to actual size.


Laga - May 20, 2011 9:10:00 am PDT #21705 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I could fit into a D cup if I were smuggling citrus fruits.