Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Sep 11, 2010 5:27:05 am PDT #2168 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRUDY!!


smonster - Sep 11, 2010 5:32:46 am PDT #2169 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy Birthday, Trudy! May Frank Iero deliver and then feed you the cupcake of your choice, while playing you tracks from the upcoming MCR album.


smonster - Sep 11, 2010 5:35:58 am PDT #2170 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh! And an atomic wedgie to omnis' harasser.

I have an epic shitton of stuff on my to do list. Anyone wanna play on email? Getting overwhelmed is imminent.

Also, big yes on feminist boys who Get It. One big reason I have that crush on B.


Shir - Sep 11, 2010 5:49:14 am PDT #2171 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I need to share this (my translation from a Hebrew blog):

Peretz' Suggestion to all Inclusive Solution of all Disputes in the Territory which is Western to the Sea and Eastern to Jordan:

1. The government of Israel will offer a free holiday for a month to everywhere on earth to every resident (resident: anyone who lives between the sea and Jordan, regardless of religion, race and gender) and who is interested in quiet and peaceful life.

2. After the last plane with the residents who are interested in leaving will leave, all of the war reserve store units and all of the armed warehouses will open, and the weapon will be distributed freely and without any control what so ever, without discrimination and regardless of religion, race and gender - to anyone who stayed and showed interest in armed dispute.

3. In about 2-3 weeks I assume that the problem will be resolved on its own, and speical teams to clear the corpses, the ruins, renovations, and handling nuclear fallout will be able to arrive.

4. After these teams will finish their tasks, the sane citizens will be able to come back to the state and start living peacefully together. Mind that this suggestion solves not only the Arab-Jewish conflict, but also bloody conflicts between sects in Judaism and Islam, neighbor disputes, arguments on parking spots, inheritance battles and what not.

This is brilliant. Where do I sign?


Aims - Sep 11, 2010 5:58:07 am PDT #2172 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So in an odd clusterfuck of eBay-ing and shipping snafus, last week at work we received a package for a dude in Australia or Virginia (not sure which). In the package were a pair of OD green, ripstop canvas, tactical pants in XL. The woman who was calling about them was mystified and said, "Do you want them?" I said sure, figuring Joe would like them for their durability and many pockets.

Turns out, they are too big for him (I will not think about THAT too much), but fit me in a way such as pants have not fit me before. These are magic tactical pants and I love them. I feel like I'm chanelling Raq, though. I'm wearing them with a v-neck cream colored sweater and cream low-top Chucks. However, I'm not nearly as gorgeous and foxy as Raq is.


smonster - Sep 11, 2010 6:28:25 am PDT #2173 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The vision in my head is pretty foxy. IJS.


SailAweigh - Sep 11, 2010 6:43:03 am PDT #2174 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

What smonster said.


Tom Scola - Sep 11, 2010 6:58:05 am PDT #2175 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I think you're supposed to wear those pants and then forward them to Rory Gilmore or something.


vw bug - Sep 11, 2010 7:34:08 am PDT #2176 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

I think you're supposed to wear those pants and then forward them to Rory Gilmore or something.

Heh. I was just gonna say that I wanted a turn with the magic free pants! And then I saw Tom's comment, and it became even funnier. At least in my head...


Spidra Webster - Sep 11, 2010 7:58:45 am PDT #2177 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Happy birthday, Trudy!

omnis, that sucks. What threw me was saying "cripple". Because you had mentioned hip-hop my mind went to Crip. Consider him cockpunched.

Magic tactical pants! That is so cool, Aims!