I'm putting on a red shirt to go out and do yardwork in our back jungle.
If you don't hear from me, my last words were, "Captain, over here! I- Aaaaagh!"
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - May 17, 2011 1:38:21 pm PDT #21589 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Atropa - May 17, 2011 1:45:04 pm PDT #21590 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Happy birthday, Vortex!
Hil R. - May 17, 2011 1:55:51 pm PDT #21591 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm eating Speculoos spread. It's a spread made out of cookies. It is amazing. However, I should put it away and find some real food to have for dinner.
Beverly - May 17, 2011 2:32:26 pm PDT #21592 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Okay, I LOVE Cyndi Lopper!
Birthday Felicitations, Vortex! And may you redeem your celebratory-ness at the first opportune time, and party yourself whatever the excuse! Vortex has no party excuse, Vortex needs no excuse, she is gorgeous and Legendary all on her own.
askye, I'm sorry you're having such trouble with this. I hope you get it sorted out so you get coverage or your money back, at least.
beth b - May 17, 2011 2:58:20 pm PDT #21593 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Happy birthday Vortex
Health mA, steph
Askye- it might be time to get your representati ves in fla and by involved
Yay feathers
meara - May 17, 2011 3:19:01 pm PDT #21594 of 30000
'm eating Speculoos spread. It's a spread made out of cookies. It is amazing.
I recall Kat saying it was the new Nutella. ;)
smonster - May 17, 2011 3:24:07 pm PDT #21595 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hey, Vortex, I have an idea for a belated birthday celebration... which reminds me I need to email you and Zenkitty.
Aims - May 17, 2011 3:37:33 pm PDT #21596 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Happy BIrthday, Vortex! May your cleavage continue to shock and awe folks nearish you!
DCJensen - May 17, 2011 3:38:04 pm PDT #21597 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Okay, I LOVE Cyndi Lopper!
She's so unusual.
Right now I'm torn between going to the store for some Pink Lady apples and finishing up the mowing of the lawn.
I promised Andi that I would pick up that kind of apple today, but the yard isn't finished and both dark and she will be here soon.
Argh.
Maybe some more mowing, then a dash to the store.
"I made a promise to a lady."
Strix - May 17, 2011 3:48:44 pm PDT #21598 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Happy birthday, Vortex! Slounge around with some premium booze for your ennuiday in some slinky nightie, sigh loudly a lot, and extra points for wielding a cigarette holder, even if there's not cigarette in it!!
I find Cyndi Lopper amusing also.
Woo! I am so pumped by the positive responses to the resumes. I WILL EMPLOY ALL TEH BUFFISTAZ!
It's a more achievable goal than cleaning all the things, really...
Note to senior who plagiarized her senior project (which we worked on for a month, and for which I taught many, many lessons on citations, quotes, paraphrasing and what constitutes plagiarism) necessitating three hours of research and documentation on the GIANT PARAGRAPHS OF TEXT she lifted, as getting a 0 on this project means she won't graduate (in 8 days). This is her second revision AFTER I showed her her paper in plagiarism checker and told her how she needed to cite and rework her paper:
FUCK. YOU. You are an idiot, and you will cause me a huge amount of time and grief dealing with blowback from your laziness.
No love, Me