I won't hairpat, but I will cockpunch. Will that do?
Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Sep 10, 2010 11:32:17 pm PDT #2141 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2010 11:34:37 pm PDT #2142 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Y'all rock.
erin_obscure - Sep 10, 2010 11:40:36 pm PDT #2143 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
cockpunching is much deserved. too bad you don't have a rocket launcher built into one of those crutches. that'd show him.
(*disclaimer: i am not endorsing actually shooting a rocket at anyone, i just find the image highly entertaining. Much like Buffy pursuing Spike with one outside the principal's window, i forget which episode.)
erin_obscure - Sep 10, 2010 11:41:26 pm PDT #2144 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
on second thought, if Pix is still awake she clearly needs someone to cockpunch, that jerk will have to do.
Shir - Sep 10, 2010 11:47:27 pm PDT #2145 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
erin, you get a gold medal for efficient cockpunch energy channeling. Healthy and environmental!
omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2010 11:54:22 pm PDT #2146 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Although, given the asshats car, choice of music, and volume of crappy music, I'm guessing he's got a tiny cock. So you might have to punch a bunch of times.
Shir - Sep 10, 2010 11:57:51 pm PDT #2147 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm have no problem with that.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 11, 2010 12:03:39 am PDT #2148 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I would like to help with the cockpunching in some kind of tactical capacity.
My mother is descending today. She's lovely, but can affect the old energy levels a bit. I particularly don't want her to grill me on the condition of my future father-in-law. (She likes to wallow. I have some trouble relating to this. I like to use either the mainlining of sci-fi series or overwork in order forget about life.)
omnis_audis - Sep 11, 2010 12:12:41 am PDT #2149 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Time to let sleep clean the chalk board of this day. May it wipe the dust lines completely, so tomorrow can start with a clean slate.
Shir - Sep 11, 2010 12:18:54 am PDT #2150 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Good night, dear.