You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - May 04, 2011 5:41:47 pm PDT #20899 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I like her.

I like her too!


Pix - May 04, 2011 5:46:30 pm PDT #20900 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Sick Update: Almost no voice with ongoing fever. Staying home tomorrow after three hours to put sub plans together today. (Insert rant about yet another thing people don't get about teaching.) Not answering the phone because no one needs to hear this. Please send soup. Or husband, who's been stuck in Florida for forever.

In non meme news, I wish health and healing to Deena, Java, and (of course) my MiL. I also reposted the Sass vid and will keep doing so.


NoiseDesign - May 04, 2011 6:06:27 pm PDT #20901 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

So sorry you are feeling so rotten sweetie. I wish I was back there instead of playing with SpongeBob and Patrick and Slime.


Steph L. - May 04, 2011 6:10:35 pm PDT #20902 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Psst, hey Pix -- I think your hubby is hanging out with a bad crowd....

This is exactly how gangs start.


NoiseDesign - May 04, 2011 6:18:18 pm PDT #20903 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

The only way this would be a formidable gang is if Plankton took over from SpongeBob.

Patrick is definitely the heavy.

In the Tarantino version Squidward would be played by Steve Buschemi.


Pix - May 04, 2011 9:46:02 pm PDT #20904 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Dear Past Self, When you are already feeling sad and sick and melancholy and a little bit feverish, DO NOT watch The Time Traveler's Wife because it happens to be on. You READ the book for fuck's sake. What were you thinking? No Love, Present Self


vw bug - May 05, 2011 1:29:41 am PDT #20905 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

So, because you're the ONLY people I can conceivably tell this to...I have my very first hickey. Gotta figure out how to hide this, as I hear my boss is on my case. Bad boy. No cookie.


Calli - May 05, 2011 2:10:01 am PDT #20906 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Woot! Go you, vw! Now's the time to invest in a lovely collection of scarves.


vw bug - May 05, 2011 2:19:54 am PDT #20907 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

I have a lovely collection of scarves; it's just getting too hot to wear them! Gonna try one today, though...


Toddson - May 05, 2011 3:54:48 am PDT #20908 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Ribbon choker with large flower pinned to it?