Check your local sex toy shop.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - May 03, 2011 6:22:52 am PDT #20812 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Maria - May 03, 2011 6:29:54 am PDT #20813 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Seska, much ~ma for The Girl's father. I'm glad it's not quite as urgent, but not as serious would also be good.
Scrappy - May 03, 2011 6:34:42 am PDT #20814 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I enjoy to give of the blow job. And I am damn good at it.
Zenkitty - May 03, 2011 7:03:07 am PDT #20815 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I enjoy to give of the blow job. And I am damn good at it.
Yep. Oddly, I'm less interested in receiving.
Hi, vw!
vw bug - May 03, 2011 7:05:08 am PDT #20816 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Hi, Zenkitty!
Laga - May 03, 2011 7:45:15 am PDT #20817 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
There's classes now? And I thought enthusism was all that mattered. The SLOG letter of the day surprised me because I tend to let Dan be my Everygay and I know how he feels about the ladyparts. But (now that I think about it) of course there are gays out there who like pussy just as there are X out there who like Y for pretty much everything.
Steph L. - May 03, 2011 8:02:10 am PDT #20818 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And I thought enthusism was all that mattered.
I dare say, if someone doesn't know what they're doing, simply having a lot of enthusiasm could actually be painful (c.f., my 3-month-long ladyparts problem).
Laga - May 03, 2011 8:06:48 am PDT #20819 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Enthusiasm, plus understanding, and a willingness to incorporate feedback.
except Dan already has a term for it: GGG.
But now I feel like I'm missing out because I haven't been to class. I've got The Guide to Getting it On, though, so I suppose I've read the textbook.
smonster - May 03, 2011 8:32:36 am PDT #20820 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
After a very slow start to my day, I've now scooped the cat pans, put away two loads of clean clothes, and purged five t-shirts, one pair of running tights, three pairs of workout shorts, one pair work jeans, two sports bras, one pair socks, one pair leg warmers, three cloth napkins and one placemat. Little by little, every day, I'm getting rid of stuff. I'll need to accelerate soon.
Next is: eating lunch and then sending out my freaking resume cover letter. Oh, perfectionism, please stop biting me on the ass.
Laga - May 03, 2011 8:34:26 am PDT #20821 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
go smonster go!