This just in: I have a two-year old! ...Not much else to say about it, really. Oh, he's developed a fascination with buses.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Apr 30, 2011 5:53:30 am PDT #20646 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Liese S. - Apr 30, 2011 5:54:25 am PDT #20647 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Whoa.
DavidS - Apr 30, 2011 5:55:42 am PDT #20648 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This just in: I have a two-year old!
What?! What did you do with that cute baby you used to have?
billytea - Apr 30, 2011 6:15:39 am PDT #20649 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
What?! What did you do with that cute baby you used to have?
I turned him into an even cuter toddler! Yes, thank you, I'm very proud.
Burrell - Apr 30, 2011 6:23:39 am PDT #20650 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Happy birthday Ryan! Go you with the being two!
amych - Apr 30, 2011 6:41:08 am PDT #20651 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I turned him into an even cuter toddler!
I always suspected Gud wasn't the only mad scientist around these parts. Happy birthday Ryan!
sj - Apr 30, 2011 8:11:38 am PDT #20652 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Ryan! Although, I refuse to believe you could already be 2.
Zenkitty - Apr 30, 2011 8:14:27 am PDT #20653 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
How can Ryan be TWO?! This "passage of time" deal is CRAZY.
Barb - Apr 30, 2011 8:22:12 am PDT #20654 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I suspect that billytea did some sort of scientific mumbojumbo and accelerated Ryan's aging.
Because it's simply not possible.
Barb - Apr 30, 2011 8:22:43 am PDT #20655 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
And because it deserves its own post, YAY, Pix on finishing your portfolio!