I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2011 7:46:58 am PDT #20375 of 30000
brillig

"That's the most joyful that Church of England members ever get," she said.

There's a great to-do in some circles about how the CofE doesn't allow kissing at the altar during a wedding, ie, the Royal Wedding. Well, great to-do for values re: people who feel the need to have great to-do's about other people's weddings in other people's churches according to other people's faiths.


Scrappy - Apr 24, 2011 7:57:11 am PDT #20376 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Congrats on the bout, Cash! Let's have some more details!


Strix - Apr 24, 2011 8:04:30 am PDT #20377 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ION, does anyone have experience with phlox? I want those gorgeous cascades and large bunches of phlox I'm seeing in gardens, but the little plastic thingies say plant then 6" from each other. Can I plant them a little closer to get that blanket of flowers effect I want? Or do I stick with the 6" things (heh, heh, heh, six inches thing...) and they will spread out naturally? (Xpost with Natter)

I had some deviled eggs at a restaurant, and they put a little touch of wasabi with the eggs yolk mash, and it was so good!


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2011 8:08:08 am PDT #20378 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Brief rant: why do people think it's noteworthy to say (about themselves),"I love to laugh!"? I have seen it on so damn many profiles (elseweb; not here), and every single time I read it, I think, "Really? You love to laugh? Holy shit, that's amazing! Because most people I know fucking HATE it! In fact, I know a dude who will shiv anyone who tries to even make him smile! But YOU *love* to laugh?!? Holy crap, you are SO WHACKY AND UNIQUE!"

...I mean, really? Isn't that just a little silly to need to point out about oneself? Perhaps what they mean is that they have a great sense of humor. But if that's the case, they need to say that. (Despite the fact that a sense of humor is relative.)

Yes, I know it's petty, but I am so tired of reading it. It's just not some special personal trait, you know? (I kind of want to change my profile now to indicate that I will shiv anyone who tries to make me smile.)


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 24, 2011 8:18:09 am PDT #20379 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

the CofE doesn't allow kissing at the altar during a wedding

The CofE might not allow it officially, but it happens at every wedding except royal (i.e. TV-broadcast) ones!

The Girl and her friend, who is a trainee minister in the MCC (gay-friendly denomination), wrote most of the liturgy that will be used at our wedding. When it came to the whole 'in the sight of God and the Church' thing, they left it in, for protest value. I'm going to grin widely when our priest declares us married in the sight of the Church!

Perhaps what they mean is that they have a great sense of humor. But if that's the case, they need to say that.

Equally, IMHO people who feel the need to say that they have a good sense of humour quite often don't. I concur with your rant, Teppy.


Zenkitty - Apr 24, 2011 8:30:16 am PDT #20380 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Brief rant: why do people think it's noteworthy to say (about themselves),"I love to laugh!"?

Maybe they mean that they're not some boring old stuffy fuddy-duddy who thinks fun is for children? "I love to laugh" is a strange thing to say, though. "Oh god! The laughter, it hurts, make it stop! Somebody, quick, punch me in the face!"


meara - Apr 24, 2011 8:31:31 am PDT #20381 of 30000

I'm going to grin widely when our priest declares us married in the sight of the Church!

Hah--for some reason this brings to mind an image of a rogue wedding, hit and run style, held literally within sight of a church. "THEY CAN"T STOP US! WE ARE MARRIED WITHIN SIGHT OF A CHURCH!"


Stephanie - Apr 24, 2011 8:53:20 am PDT #20382 of 30000
Trust my rage

I think I am losing it. I just started frantically looking for my phone in my purse when it had been in my hand and I had to put it down to start frantically lOoking for it.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 8:55:31 am PDT #20383 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why on earth would a guy think it was a good idea to put in his eHarmony profile that the last book he read and enjoyed was "The Game" by Neil Strauss? I think that's even worse than the guy who answered that question with "Twilight."


Liese S. - Apr 24, 2011 8:58:51 am PDT #20384 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Heh, Hil.
 
Nonian, I`ve done that! The only one worse is putting on your glasses to look for your glasses. But I don`t do that one since I`m so blind that if I can see to make it out of the room, I must have them on.