Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 17, 2011 6:12:09 pm PDT #19893 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"I Am Rolling My Eyes"


Strix - Apr 17, 2011 6:14:41 pm PDT #19894 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, lord. I don't think I could be serious at that restaurant.

I WOULD, however, like to take a bunch of therapist friends I know there, after a shitload of margaritas...


Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2011 6:15:35 pm PDT #19895 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"I Am Drunk, Horny, and Would Like To Get Through This Dinner So That I May Get Laid."


Atropa - Apr 17, 2011 6:23:32 pm PDT #19896 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, lord. I don't think I could be serious at that restaurant.

I Am Cupcake! I Am Absinthe! Yes, I Want The Chocolate And Alcohol, Do Not Question Me!

Tho' I AM amused by imagining Pete being taken to that restaurant. His facial expressions would be fantastic.


sj - Apr 17, 2011 6:25:21 pm PDT #19897 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Tho' I AM amused by imagining Pete being taken to that restaurant. His facial expressions would be fantastic.

I am thinking it would be worth it to go to that restaurant if Pete were there.


DavidS - Apr 17, 2011 6:25:34 pm PDT #19898 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

His facial expressions would be fantastic.

I am embittered yet adorable.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2011 6:31:03 pm PDT #19899 of 30000
brillig

Good god, Gud. (And yes, despite the flippancy of how that looks, that's the first thing that game to mind)

The universe really needs to stop with the gigantic game of Tragedy Bingo.


Cass - Apr 17, 2011 6:44:53 pm PDT #19900 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I Am Cupcake!

Yes, yes you are.


Laga - Apr 17, 2011 6:55:52 pm PDT #19901 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I told my friend K about Cafe G and she asked if there was a dish called "I am Jack's Smirking Revenge".


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2011 7:03:25 pm PDT #19902 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Laga, I was just about to post "I am Jack's Bleeding Ulcer."