Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Apr 16, 2011 2:52:35 am PDT #19805 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sparky, I somehow managed to skip over the post about the shitheads who are making your search for Sassafras more painful than necessary. I'm sorry you are having to deal with that, on top of everything else.


hippocampus - Apr 16, 2011 2:56:30 am PDT #19806 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I'm so sorry to hear about the phone calls Sparky. They are On The List. Kick at will.


Strix - Apr 16, 2011 5:52:04 am PDT #19807 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sparky, are you freakin' serious?! I am sending out elephantitis of the nuts/painful genital rashes -ma to those bastards.


Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2011 6:10:35 am PDT #19808 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

We get at least one crank call a day, and it kills me a little every time.

On the other hand, thanks to bonny, who went out yesterday to help post signs and who my DH calls "a dynamo."


Anne W. - Apr 16, 2011 6:16:00 am PDT #19809 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Sparky, I am so sorry. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Sass's safe return.


Barb - Apr 16, 2011 6:22:18 am PDT #19810 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, Sparky-- that's just terrible and it breaks my heart that there are people that cruel out there. I'ma join with Erin in the wishes for elephantitis of the nuts with an added dose of a plague of frogs coming to pee on their painful rashes.


juliana - Apr 16, 2011 6:28:02 am PDT #19811 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Sparky, I am so sorry people are being so awful.


WindSparrow - Apr 16, 2011 7:00:18 am PDT #19812 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I am sending out elephantitis of the nuts/painful genital rashes -ma to those bastards.

Excellent smite! I was having trouble coming up with one that fit.


beekaytee - Apr 16, 2011 8:00:37 am PDT #19813 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Seriously, those people need to have whatever experience will cause them to suffer tenfold for their foolishness. What is the matter with people? (Oh wait, I know the answer to that question...nevermind.)

On the other end of the spectrum, the Capitol Police we spoke to were sympathetic and helpful.

By 'dynamo', what I think Sparky's DH means is 'creepily comfortable with talking to all and sundry strangers.'


Pix - Apr 16, 2011 8:03:14 am PDT #19814 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Psst...it's ND's 40th birthday today!! Happy Birthday, DH!