Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 12, 2011 7:51:34 am PDT #19610 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was mainly quoting that because they changed the text badly.


erikaj - Apr 12, 2011 7:52:41 am PDT #19611 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Anyone here print coupons off a website? Cause they want me to install a Thing, and I'd hate to get Yourcomputermustdie.exe trying to save a few cents on Yoplait. I think it would fuck up the savings, at the very least.


Zenkitty - Apr 12, 2011 7:59:53 am PDT #19612 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Crap. I just hit some key combination that closed the window and lost a whole long post. Anyway. I'm back from the business trip; it went well; my editors love me; I saw old friends; I had fun; I caught a cold from the angry-looking guy next to me on the plane, who told me his kid was sick. Thanks, dude.

Jilli, the LJ button was good and right, and anyone who doesn't like it should stfu. People who care about you want to help and are glad to be able to.

Aims, your demanding guests with the precious germ- and tv-free child need to have their expectations of you realigned with reality. What happens to me a lot is, I quietly accommodate an annoying request, to be polite, and then find I've set up an expectation with the other person: "Well, I didn't know you didn't like it! You never *said* anything!" Surely there's a way they can have their child shielded from the doggie germs and the mind-destroying tv rays without disrupting either your household or the game. The playpen/blanket combo sounds like a perfect idea.

smonster, moving to a different state without a job to go to is a scary thing to do, and probably not wise. I've done it twice, myself, and both times, after a scary few months, it's worked out well. So... yeah. Not giving advice.

Erin, you are a force of nature. I wish all the best to you and D. and M., and look forward to reading the saga of how you kick that woman's butt for her.

Shir, the Montreal opportunity sounds wonderful, and I hope it works out for you! ("The Montreal Opportunity." I need to write a thriller named that. "In a city where everyone smokes in public, one man dares to remain smoke-free... even if it costs him his life! ")

I had more to say, but I've forgotten. Love and ~ma to everyone and their people and their pets.


amych - Apr 12, 2011 7:59:57 am PDT #19613 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, Ginger, I'm sorry if it sounded like I was jumping on you about it -- it was more a case where I've been wtf-ing about the extent and missing-the-pointness of a lot of stories all day (not all, there's been some nifty ad history too) (and seriously -- whoever got that story placed has some reach. I haven't seen the Maxwell House Haggadah get that much press in, well, evar.), and here was a good place to vent when I was reminded of it. You got caught in the crossfire of the day's crankitude, and I'm sorry.


Laga - Apr 12, 2011 8:20:27 am PDT #19614 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I've never heard of the Maxwell House Haggadah but then I've never been to a seder.


Burrell - Apr 12, 2011 8:27:28 am PDT #19615 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

We totally used the Maxwell House Haggadah growing up. Because it was a give away and that's how my family rolls. I still have a bunch of them, like 8 or so.


Laga - Apr 12, 2011 8:32:49 am PDT #19616 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Does anybody else do cleansing fasts? Do you continue to take your vitamins? I usually take them with food but today I had a vitamin with my carrot juice and then threw up but I don't feel sick. Still I'm wondering if I should quit the fast.


Shir - Apr 12, 2011 9:22:54 am PDT #19617 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Ginger - insent. Thanks!


WindSparrow - Apr 12, 2011 10:14:59 am PDT #19618 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jilli, the LJ button was good and right, and anyone who doesn't like it should stfu. People who care about you want to help and are glad to be able to.

This. I've been thinking it, and couldn't quite figure out how I wanted to say it.


WindSparrow - Apr 12, 2011 10:21:57 am PDT #19619 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I just came across this [link] What if Moses had a laptop?