Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 10, 2011 5:41:53 am PDT #19472 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tooth brushing is a little mixed. He likes it, but no enough to stay still for a thorough brush. That can lead to some tears. After he's done, though, he goes running off (giggling madly) to find his grandparents for hugs and kisses. It is so very adorable.

See if you can work a breath inspection in there, because that's how Matilda does it. She runs back for goodnight hugs and blows her minty breath into our faces.

Also, I've had good luck singing Ten Apples On Top in a faux operatic voice. You need to make Pavarotti gestures.


billytea - Apr 10, 2011 5:47:27 am PDT #19473 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

See if you can work a breath inspection in there, because that's how Matilda does it. She runs back for goodnight hugs and blows her minty breath into our faces.

For Ryan, the payoff is the rinse 'n' spit. He enjoys that part. Not entirely willing to go through brushing all the teeth first.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2011 5:58:48 am PDT #19474 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm sure you know this, but don't worry too much about tooth-brushing technique at this age. It's not like they're keeping those teeth anyway.


Scrappy - Apr 10, 2011 6:41:01 am PDT #19475 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It doesn't compare to the thrill-ride that is Ten Apples on Top, though. 'Apple' is one of his favourite words, and ten of them, all up on top like that, well. That's almost more than he can cope with.

How much do I love BillyTea? SO much.


sumi - Apr 10, 2011 8:17:12 am PDT #19476 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Connie, in Illinois we're in the zone for greatest thread for tornadoes today. Nice. Our first really warm day too.


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2011 9:07:25 am PDT #19477 of 30000
brillig

Every bit of snow is water in the reservoirs, so yay, water. But really. I should not still be scraping slush off my windshield.


Liese S. - Apr 10, 2011 9:31:01 am PDT #19478 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yup, us too, Connie. In fact we're snowed in at the moment. We didn't go to church this morning because the dirt roads are now mud roads. Should be fine by tomorrow for school, but today we're all tucked in. Which is good since the SO was up last night throwing up. No idea why, frozen pizza maybe?

Anyway, yeah, we need the water, so we'll take it. But sheesh.


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2011 9:49:02 am PDT #19479 of 30000
brillig

Ah, life in the desert.


Ginger - Apr 10, 2011 11:45:16 am PDT #19480 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

April 10th. Still snowing.

This sounds like a diary entry that comes right before, "I'm thinking of killing and eating my partner."

On the other hand, it is too damn hot here and the pollen has hit defcon 4.


Calli - Apr 10, 2011 11:48:55 am PDT #19481 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It's sunny and 70ish here. This is after a day and a half of thunderstorms and showers. Yeah, I'm happy for the resovoir and my garden, too.