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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Apr 08, 2011 2:03:23 pm PDT #19372 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Bonny! One, I owe you email. Two, one of my dreams last night was about sitting at a coffee shop with you, both of us coloring away in our coloring books. (Yes, I bought the vampires coloring book. I kinda had to.)

Ooooh. I like this dream! And, as it turns out, there is a coffee shop immediately outside my window...and several others within a block.

Now. All we need is a transporter!

And, by the by, I was coloring seconds before sitting down to read the threads.


Barb - Apr 08, 2011 2:07:31 pm PDT #19373 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Barb, time to get the shotgun cleaned and serviced.

Or a dog trained to sic balls.

Or a big machete!

These are all sounding good right now.


Typo Boy - Apr 08, 2011 2:08:48 pm PDT #19374 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I don't think there is much chance of Obama caving on Planned Parenthood. But watch him cave on Umpty Ump more billions in spending cuts to save Planned Parenthood. Double Dip recession here we come. If Robert Reich was not already right, this is will make him right.


hippocampus - Apr 08, 2011 3:00:06 pm PDT #19375 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

oh crap Sparky. sass~ma.


brenda m - Apr 08, 2011 3:14:53 pm PDT #19376 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh Sass. Come home quickest! It's not so fun out there, for reals.


Sparky1 - Apr 08, 2011 3:24:44 pm PDT #19377 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

She's been seen as far away as the zoo, which is halfway home, but later back towards where she was lost. She could be anywhere.


beekaytee - Apr 08, 2011 3:28:24 pm PDT #19378 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Sparky, I just rang your number twice and it sounded like someone picked up, but I couldn't hear any voices.

Please ring me back or send me an email if I should use a different number.

I want to share a website, www.lostdogrewards.com.

This woman helped a friend of mine, whose Miniature Poodle was lost for more than a week, to find the little fluffball safe and sound. The posters she creates are incredibly eye catching and had the whole neighborhood out looking.

It turned out that the 5 lb dog had walked from Eastern Market, to the graveyard at Gallaudet!

If, for any reason, this woman can't help you, my landlord hired a pet detective when his dog went missing from my neighborhood. She was eventually found on the Rockville golf course. I can get that fellow's information to you tomorrow.

In the meanwhile, please let me know which area Sass was last in. Perhaps Bartleby and I could make some rounds.

eta: Not sure why it is still up, but if you look at the DC link on the lostdogrewards site, the poster you see there is for, believe it or not, Sparky, my friend's dog who is now safe and sound.

One thing my friend said the dog finder said to her was that dogs tend to walk in straight lines, rather than in circles. Sparky walked straight up 6th Street


Maria - Apr 08, 2011 3:32:32 pm PDT #19379 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh, Sparky, I'm so sorry. I hope she's found soon.

Her doggy daycare is still near Lauriol Plaza, right? If so, I'll modify my route home to keep an eye out for her.


Ginger - Apr 08, 2011 3:39:32 pm PDT #19380 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oh, Sparky. I hope Sassy's found soon. What a nightmare.


Sparky1 - Apr 08, 2011 3:41:23 pm PDT #19381 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

bonny, the phone did ring, but I was baby bedtime wrangling. I'll check out the website, and watch for the other info tomorrow. Because of the epilepsy, we need to find her sooner rather than later.

Her doggy daycare is across the street from Lauriol Plaza.